Anime

To all of you people out there , anime is disgusting . There is simply no debating it , and you fans out there shouldn't even try .

For the even bigger idiots who actually stumble upon this totally awesome blog , anime is animation , Japanese style . They adopt it from their ridiculous comics (manga) which depict impossible situations (such as a dog who is ALSO a cannon).

The dog is a cannon!

Anime is usually characterized by characters in them who are almost physically flawless . They usually have gigantic eyes , perfectly blown hair (regardless of the situation) and awesome physiques ( unless the anime is about Betty Suarez ) .
For example , impossibly slim women with a gigantic rack OR incredibly good looking men with rippling muscles .

Get what i mean?

I mean , the only similar racks you can find in the real world , are THESE

This would give manga a run for its money

What has always struck me as odd is that Japanese people NEVER look that good in real life , unless of course they've used a bit of their shitbrick currency to pay for some nip/tuck .
I guess it's a form of compensation .

Nip/Tuck has its limits

It shouldn't really strike us as odd actually , as Japanese men have been laying down their lives for centuries , performing acts of hara-kiri or kamikaze for the sake of pride and honour .

Unfortunately , the truth is a lot less glamorous than it might seem .
I really feel that Japanese men , whom are endowed with not-too-large dumbsticks ( penis ) , have no qualms about committing suicide because they simply have , nothing to lose .

I , will leave it to YOU as a reader to interpret that .

Here's a tip

But we really shouldn't deviate from anime , should we ?

My friend , Derek once informed me that anime has its positive effects on the Japanese population.

Derek was of the opinion that since Japanese children are exposed to such ridiculously impossible situations in their childhood (via anime/manga) , they tend to think outside the box when they are adults , and hence are able to create awesome technology such as chairs to sleep in .

I told Derek to lick my honey glazed balls .

Anime is simply vile and disgusting . It shouldn't even be considered a cartoon .
Anime ought not to be mentioned in the same breath as great cartoons or animations such as Shrek , Family Guy , The Simpsons or South Park .


Anime doesn't stand a chance

The plots of anime shows are usually more predictable than what 2 Korean men would do if left alone in a room filled with dildos .

The sequence usually goes as such:

1 ) The hero/heroine is introduced ( He or she is usually drop-dead gorgeous or breathtakingly handsome to look at )
2 ) The villain is introduced .
3 ) They battle .
4 ) The hero/heroine suffers a terrible loss .
5 ) The hero/heroine finds his/her " inner strength " and overcomes the " adversity " .
6 ) The hero/heroine wins the final battle .
7 ) The anime fan cums because he/she has never seen a " show " that " thought provoking " .

I mean HONESTLY , you tasteless , morally bankrupt morons , how could you possibly enjoy it ?

It's like glorified soft porn , which is just as bad as a documentary on whales eating plankton or a James Bond movie with no women.


But I guess I've ranted enough for the day . Spending more than an hour a week on anime , whether criticizing , watching or wanking to is simply unacceptable and is against most religions .

Hence , I bid you all a wonderful day!


P/s : Congrats to Wayne for his new blog has been borned !

P/ss : For all of you anime fans out there , I apologize dearly if I have 'hurt' your feelings . This is merely my opinion about animes and is not attended to offend or insult anyone . I just have nothing much to say these days , and I really am NOT a fan of animes . Except for the ever occasional Prince of Tennis , which I find it fairly interesting but as ridiculous as ever .




Really in need for a lapdance ,





L♥ve ,
Jaden