Twisted my ankle , and watched Megan play . (:

It was terrible .

I could have sworn I did not see
that ball there in the first place ..

I was practicing my usual strokes during my tennis practice .

When my coach hit a ball unusually fast that bounced in the court and flew out of the court . It was terribly fast and I knew I had to return that shot , or I could never prove to myself that I'm improving .

I ran to the side where the ball was .

There I was , in an open stance position . Eyes on the ball . Dropped my racket and was preparing to swing . Until ..

I stepped on a bloody tennis ball !

* Step , TWIST , fell , ouch ! *

I twisted my ankle , I fell , got up and walked to the bench . Through out the rest of the day , I couldn't run nor walk .

Now , I know you guys are thinking , that I am a total newbie for not noticing a greenish-yellowish ball the size of your fist on the floor .. but the thing is .

All the balls wasn't anywhere near to me the last time I checked . Raises a few questions does it ?

Okay , it wasn't as bad as this .

Or this .

But still ! It hurts like hell . I had to rub on some yellow medicine my mum gave me . Apparently it works even better if you had an ankle guard wrapped around it .

Which come to think of it , really does work .

By the time I'm blogging about this shit , it doesn't hurt that bad anymore .
Hey !

Maybe this Chinese stuff IS working !

This is why I'm proud of my Chinese heritage . When all else fails , you can always fall back on our Chinese methods .


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Dear readers , I would like to ask all of you
a very simple question .

What do you do when your ankle is twisted and you can't walk ?
In this condition , take me as an example ?


Well , the only thing one should do with an injured ankle ...

Watch a movie at Pyramid !

That's right folks ! I went to Pyramid a day after I twisted my bloody ankle to watch ..

Transformers : Revenge of the Fallen .

Yes . From the carpark , all the way down to TGI , to the cinema , and I also had to queue up for 30 minutes because the line was THAT long .

Great Wall of Sunway Pyramid .

Yep . Quite a long wait considering how my conditions are .

Anyways ,

Transformers 2 really made my eat my words .

I use to think Transformers was some crappy cheapskate movie about robots that doesn't have a life , decided to come to Earth to have a gay party with humans , hoping to get an orgasm on their way back to Planet Nerd-A-Tron .


But no . It was kinda cool . Lots of cool cars , planes and more importantly ..

Explosions .

More explosions .

That's right , smarty pants .
More explosions !

And the fact that Megan Fox was a super hot sexy bitch in that movie . I just could not say ' no ' when there's Megan Fox involved .

I mean , I can never turn down a hot girl like her . And when she bent over with her ass facing the camera ..

I nearly had a premature ejaculation .

But enough said about that . I think I've gone on and on enough about my twisted ankle and the fact that the Decepticons came to Earth just to own Megan Fox's hot ass .


I bid you all farewell , and have a pleasant day !







Until next time people ,

L♥ve ,
Jaden .