It Is The Day Of The Year !

As of 1930 ,
THIS ,
Became the chicken's worst nightmare .

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Readers of all age , size and gender !

I have some pictures you might wanna' see .












Need I say more ?

I don't know if there is such thing as " H1N1 Special Brew " or " Powderfull Wong Lo Kat " . I took these pictures on my way back from temple after a few hours of charity work . I'm quite satisfied with my work as I feel much more , '' merited '' .

More suffice , to be exact knowing that the deeds I have may will contribute to the results of my PMR examinations . But , enough of that .

Lets move on .

After that , my brother and I walked to a herbal drink shop just a stone's throw away . And there it was ..

Two ultra rare , ultra special , ultra sounds-ultra-but-is-practically-useless types of drinks .

And it had come to our attention that my little cousin consumed 6 cups of those H1N1 Special Brew . So , I'm pretty sure no H1N1 disease will ever infect him .


Now . I think there are two possibilities that might just be the case .

1 ) He was trying to inforce the fact that his drink can actually , possibly , might of actually possibly prevent the ever-violent H1N1 disease or

2 ) He invented a deadly brew that gives you the notorious H1N1 disease instead or

3 ) It's just a drink .


But what about the powderfull Wong Lo Kat beverage huh ?

It sounds like one of those ancient Chinese drink for drunken masters that boosts their outer physic and inner cock . Again , there are numerous possibilities to why this drink is known as powderfull Wong Lo Kat.

1 ) Maybe it's one of those powder-based Wong Lo Kat drink that gives you a kick in the morning or night or

2 ) It could be one of those infamous typo-errors that gets most college students expelled from their campus or

3 ) The owner of this shop has no sense of vocabulary whatsoever .


Still , we musn't take these ridiculous-named drinks for granted . I ordered myself a bottle of that '' Powderfull Wong Lo Kat '' and it ain't half bad !

Not bad at all !

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Roger Federer gives fans a treat by releasing a new photo of his adorable twin daughters .

Roger , Mirka and
their twin daughters

Tennis ace Roger Federer's not a man used to bowing under pressure.

But after repeated requests from friends and family to release an updated photo of his twin daughters, the Wimbledon champion has succumbed .

And thanks to Facebook , his legion of devotees have been appeased .

Speaking of tennis , I myself have an announcement .


I am making a comeback in the sport of badminton .

The reason is as so :

1 ) Much of my dismay , this is a decision I am forced to make . Tennis is a sport whereby if you are to be good at it ( I mean , being the real stuff ) you'll have to start out young .
The sport I started out young is in fact badminton and that is why I play it as it is . But that does not mean I do not enjoy the game of tennis .

I'll happily accept any tennis challenge or game with anyone , at anytime . It's just that I think it's more wise of me to continue a sport I am good at ( I mean , really good ) .

Thus , I bid my trainings and my future as a tennis player goodbye , and hello to a whole new year of badminton.

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My bloody PMR results are coming out ~!

Fark !

My heart's racing like a full grown male bull charging towards a matador .

God , bless me with the PMR results that I may deserve . The future is in Your hands ..





- Jaden -