" Akan ku tawan bulan

suatu hari nanti dan

akan ku bina istana

di kayangan "

- Datuk Dr Sheikh Muszaphar

Yes my fellow loyal readers , that monkey wannabe up there is in fact our very own space astronaut , trying to impress Adam Lambert with his eye liner and hideous choice of words .

I mean please , everyone in this world knows that our so-called astronaut that has not achieved one bit that Malaysia hasn't gotten' any credits at all from the mother-fucking Russians . I'm pretty sure during his trip up to space , his Russian counter-parts were the ones working to bone doing research and stuffs .

Everyone knows that he was paid to fart and burp in space .

A true Malaysian hero is someone like Nicol David or Mahathir Mohammad . These two legends have consistency in their work which what makes them considered as , well ..

Legends .

Note how I did not put Lee Chong Wei's name in the list of legends . That is because he doesn't deserve the title ' legends ' . However , every Malaysian might come to realize that he is in fact a true champion ? Perhaps a legend ?

Maybe not .



So let's summarize what we've talked to far .


Nicol David - True legend

Mahathir Mohammad - True legend

Michelle Yeoh - True legend

Lee Chong Wei - Stop crying and you'll be one

Sheikh Muszaphar - When pigs fly

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Have I ever mentioned how much I absolutely adore my loyal readers ?

Despite my long hiatus during this week , there are still numerous people who has visited my blog . To which , I am grateful .

Anyways .

This week ! I went to Sunway Pyramid with my family to watch Alice in Wonderland .

I'm going to assume that this picture is the promoter of the movie . Anyways . The freakishly attractive fellow above is none other than our favorite pirate from the Carribean , Johnny Depp .

In this movie directed by none other than Tim Burton , he is joined by various stars that make this movie so .. enchanting . That's because everyone here are brilliant actors/actresses and they all pitch in and act out their best to make this movie a hit .

Among the stars are Helena Bonham Carter , Tim Burton's so-called soul mate , who portrays the Red Queen with the bloody big head .




Besides that , there are Stephen Fry who plays the Chesshire Cat , Crispin Glover who protrays the Knave of Hearts , Anne Hathaway as the White Queen and last but not least , the ever so notorious professor in the Harry Potter series , Professor Snape , protrayed by Alan Rickman as Absolum the Caterpillar .

There's just so much brilliancy in this movie I can's possibly tell you all about it . One must see it for themselves to really understand the enchantment of this movie that was brought to life by Tim Burton .

Chesshire Cat - famous for it's grin ( a smiling cat )

The White Queen - sister and rival to the Red Queen .

The cat is kinda cute . But freakishly scary , abit .

Oh yeah . Before I forget , I rate this movie a smashing 9/10 !

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Went to The Curve the yesterday and ate at Ikea like nobody's business .

The place was crowded as usual as it was a weekend . I guess no one likes an overcrowded area but , we do not have much of a choice as the food at Ikea was worth the wait .

Anyways . While my sister and my mum went off shopping at the Curve , I spent my time at The Apartment .

I wouldn't want that !

Yeah. It's a nice place . The ambiance was great and the drinks were fine . Although , the prices of the foods and drinks there were a little bit too much , if you know what I mean .

Anyways . I told the waitress that I've been walking all day and my backside hurts like hell , so she gave me the bedside seat . Which basically is a small bed/sofa that has been turned into lounge couch .

I ordered myself an ice lemon tea , sat there for like an hour or so playing with my handphone .

Ice lemon tea

Ice cappuchino

That place is a good place if you and your couple would like to talk , or maybe cuddle passionately as there were some places that are kinda secluded . However , the price you have to pay for that is indeed , high in expense .

I'm thinking of taking my darling there . Might start something new there . (:





Anyways , I also took advantage of the Nike Shop nearby . I took some pictures of the one and only , Maria Sharapova and Roger Federer in their Nike-styled pose .

Masha's picture is currently my screen saver ! Hoo hah !
















I don't know how they do it .

They do something we can't , look so easy .

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Anyways , I'm dearly sorry for those of you who expected lots of posts this week .

It's just that when a person like me gets a holiday , I use it to the max and I mean it .

So , I'll see you guys some other time .

Lets keep our fingers crossed that the ugly fagging bastard we all know as Jern Hou comes to school , maybe with the button of his pants broken .

Oh wait . That did happen before last 2 years ago .

Idiot .




- Jaden -