Being number two sucks .
- Andre Agassi
Yes . That man right there IS indeed bald right now .
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Speaking of looks , I have witnessed a shining miracle . A crowning success in my courageous crusade against the fat one . The icing above the sweet mellow cake which signifies , probably nothing more than victory itself .
Even God would have said ,
On Friday , the fat-bastard in my school came with the-most UGLIEST hairstyles man has ever witnessed .
I mean , his hair was severely destroyed that it actually made me feel sorry for him .
And that , is not easy for me to come by , let me tell you that .
I mean , his hair was severely destroyed that it actually made me feel sorry for him .
And that , is not easy for me to come by , let me tell you that .
Even God would have said ,
Damn , fool !
That ain't one of my creations .
That ain't one of my creations .
He was looking so hideous that he'll send even the most blindest of people half way around the world into a cardiac arrest .
Heck , why do you think Ray Charles got blind in the first place ?
He most probably looked like this when he saw the fat bastard for the first time .
Heck , why do you think Ray Charles got blind in the first place ?
He most probably looked like this when he saw the fat bastard for the first time .
Damn , boy ! You look like a Republic on the 4th of July !
Ladies and gentlemen of all ages , I am not to be kidding you .
The way his hair got cut by the dicipline teacher really shows how big of an ass of him to come to school with his gel-stuffed hair that really makes him look more of a bigger fag than he already is .
On that wonderful and glorious day , he looks more like a cross bread between a fagging monkey and a oversized pig .
Serious !
Try imagining a monkey look , with short fringes that makes him look more of a zero then a hero . Then , add a disgusting pig-ish look , thanks to his oversized body . I mean ,
We all know that he wears a double shirt inside his uniform to cover up his man tits . For the love of God , even Terence has the guts to expose himself to the untamed world . To which , he has my full respect on that . I mean , Terence is a great guy . A funny person and what makes him so special is that he actually goes along with some of the lamest things I do and say .
Not many people can uphold what Terence has done . LoL .
I mean , it's about time that piece of shit got caught for his outrageous hairstyle . And when everyone tells me that my hair looks bad , think again baby .
He looks like Adam that just woke up one day founding out that Eve left him for Bob , the guy next door who looks much better and has a bigger wiener .
Anyways . I for one will not be surprised if that two-timing , backstabbing creep , son of a bitch ends up like her .
Oh , what am I saying ? How could I have been so demeaning ?
That person IS him ten years from now .
God , if anyone can get a clear picture of him with that hair due , I will gladly award that person dinner at TGI Friday's for free . I swear it .
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Well . I think that's enough ranting about that useless fag for one night .
Let's move on .
I went to the MATTA Fair today at PWTC , Kuala Lumpur .
For those of you cracker-jacks who do not know what PWTC is , it stands for
Putra World Trade Center
It ain't as glamorous as it sounds though .
Anyways , MATTA Fair is an event twice a year , in which travel agencies , hotels and other tourism boards go and camp there promoting their respective areas of jobs .
For example , staff of the famous hotel/chalet ' Avillion ' was there to offer the people low priced rooms ( which wasn't really that low if you think about it ) .
And , Firefly was also there to promote their low cost airline tours at different countries around the world . So , that was mainly what MATTA Fair was all about and let me tell you , that place was jam packed filled with people walking around trying to see which company/travel agency offers the best prices for poor people to go on a holiday .
At least the visitors there had the common courtesy not to start pushing or shoving other people out of their way . This is a strong contrast to the time I followed my mother to a cosmestics warehouse .
The women there were so desperate to get their hands on cheap make-ups that their willing to push and shove people out of their way . It was madness , I tell you .
Never mess with a woman when there's a sale on Maybelline .
Anyways . There were lots of people . Almost everyone from KL , Subang Jaya and PJ came down to that convention centre-turned-expo event venue to scout on low prices ( which once again , wasn't really that low if your hoping to go on a holiday outside of Asia ) .
We arrived there some time around 12 in the afternoon to find out that the LONG jam infront of us were also heading to PWTC .
And , we left that dreaded , over-crowded place at 5 in the evening . Which means , we walked around for 5 hours looking for a promising holiday . Oh , we weren't walking around for 5 hours in one hall . We went to three .
The ambiance was chaotic . You can't hear your own heartbeat with all the buzz and noises emitting around you . It's not like a share market but something like that . Lots of people walking in lines due to the excessive amount of people . At least , every one of those giant halls that accomodates the workers/promoters are fully air-conditioned , thank you Lord .
They somehow remind me of a giant warehouse , only with air-conditioning . So , it wasn't too bad . Whenever I'm tired , all I did was took a seat , enjoy the cool air and laugh jovially at other people while they discuss their holiday plans with the promoters .
Went back at 5 , and went to my cousin's house for a birthday party .
Stuffed full and now I'm back in my home sweet home , blogging till my fingers bleed .
I'm pretty sure this is one of the moments where I blogged till I do not realise it's already twelve at night .
Oh darn .
It's twelve .
Anyways , MATTA Fair is an event twice a year , in which travel agencies , hotels and other tourism boards go and camp there promoting their respective areas of jobs .
For example , staff of the famous hotel/chalet ' Avillion ' was there to offer the people low priced rooms ( which wasn't really that low if you think about it ) .
And , Firefly was also there to promote their low cost airline tours at different countries around the world . So , that was mainly what MATTA Fair was all about and let me tell you , that place was jam packed filled with people walking around trying to see which company/travel agency offers the best prices for poor people to go on a holiday .
At least the visitors there had the common courtesy not to start pushing or shoving other people out of their way . This is a strong contrast to the time I followed my mother to a cosmestics warehouse .
The women there were so desperate to get their hands on cheap make-ups that their willing to push and shove people out of their way . It was madness , I tell you .
Never mess with a woman when there's a sale on Maybelline .
Anyways . There were lots of people . Almost everyone from KL , Subang Jaya and PJ came down to that convention centre-turned-expo event venue to scout on low prices ( which once again , wasn't really that low if your hoping to go on a holiday outside of Asia ) .
We arrived there some time around 12 in the afternoon to find out that the LONG jam infront of us were also heading to PWTC .
And , we left that dreaded , over-crowded place at 5 in the evening . Which means , we walked around for 5 hours looking for a promising holiday . Oh , we weren't walking around for 5 hours in one hall . We went to three .
The ambiance was chaotic . You can't hear your own heartbeat with all the buzz and noises emitting around you . It's not like a share market but something like that . Lots of people walking in lines due to the excessive amount of people . At least , every one of those giant halls that accomodates the workers/promoters are fully air-conditioned , thank you Lord .
They somehow remind me of a giant warehouse , only with air-conditioning . So , it wasn't too bad . Whenever I'm tired , all I did was took a seat , enjoy the cool air and laugh jovially at other people while they discuss their holiday plans with the promoters .
Went back at 5 , and went to my cousin's house for a birthday party .
Stuffed full and now I'm back in my home sweet home , blogging till my fingers bleed .
I'm pretty sure this is one of the moments where I blogged till I do not realise it's already twelve at night .
Oh darn .
It's twelve .
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Alright folks !
I'll leave you to your thoughts . As promised , I gave you all something to really read about . And now , it's time for me to get to bed as I have tennis practice tomorrow morning .
Did I mention ? I have a competition coming up in April .
I'm playing for my school .
How proud is that ?
I'll leave you to your thoughts . As promised , I gave you all something to really read about . And now , it's time for me to get to bed as I have tennis practice tomorrow morning .
Did I mention ? I have a competition coming up in April .
I'm playing for my school .
How proud is that ?
Always looking awesome ,
- Jaden -
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