Ideas are more powerful than guns .If we would not let our enemies have guns ,
why would we want them to have ideas ?
- Joseph Stalin
Leader of the Soviet Union
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why would we want them to have ideas ?
- Joseph Stalin
Leader of the Soviet Union
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Hello my fellow readers .
It's the first of May and I see a lot of things coming this way .
For instance , there's the mid term examinations coming up and I do not know if I am ready yet . People ask me , " have you prepared for the exams ? "
I simply reply to them a short and sweet answer . An answer which most of us here most likely understand and agree with me .
It's the first of May and I see a lot of things coming this way .
For instance , there's the mid term examinations coming up and I do not know if I am ready yet . People ask me , " have you prepared for the exams ? "
I simply reply to them a short and sweet answer . An answer which most of us here most likely understand and agree with me .
" No "
Well , the month of April has gone by . And it has been one heck of a month .
Lots of dramas going on in my school and of course the ever-usual disciplinary cases which often takes place in my class . There's not one day in a week where our class is free of any disciplinary cases . Quoted by Pn Teo as the " kelas yang paling bermasalah " .
For those of you who live in Malaysia and do not understand what the above means , screw yourself .
But hey , at least I'm not the notoriously famous ' criminal ' or should I say ' criminals ' of the class . Every teacher fears that my name would be called out to face Pn Teo but I reassured them that I did no wrong , and will not be entering the the room of eternal demerits .
This week alone , there are more discipline cases than you can count with your fingers . Thursday alone , 3 separate foolish acts that occured in my class caused a whole bunch of people to proceed to the room of eternal demerits .
Anything and everything , you name it . Cases like mass-eating in class to playing human-pyramid .. it definitely was chaos .
Whats worse . Some idiot brought a porn DVD to the class and got caught . A whole bunch of people in my class got called up for investigation . Yes people , investigation . For your information , I study in a police station .
Anyways , the whole lot of them tried to make all sorts of reasons to avoid getting screwed in their ass but I feel that their feeble excuses only made things worse and they are only delaying the inevitable . For example ,
They allegedly found the book on the cupboard . And they allegedly found it in a book . Now here's what I don't get .
We share a class with the afternoon session . Why couldn't they have said they found the DVD in one of the Form Two text books ? Maybe , just maybe that could have diverted Pn Teo's attention for a little while if succeeded .
They had to say that they found the book in our maths book which clearly means that one of us brought the DVD . Instead of delaying the inevitable , they have just delayed their freedom .
Lots of dramas going on in my school and of course the ever-usual disciplinary cases which often takes place in my class . There's not one day in a week where our class is free of any disciplinary cases . Quoted by Pn Teo as the " kelas yang paling bermasalah " .
For those of you who live in Malaysia and do not understand what the above means , screw yourself .
But hey , at least I'm not the notoriously famous ' criminal ' or should I say ' criminals ' of the class . Every teacher fears that my name would be called out to face Pn Teo but I reassured them that I did no wrong , and will not be entering the the room of eternal demerits .
This week alone , there are more discipline cases than you can count with your fingers . Thursday alone , 3 separate foolish acts that occured in my class caused a whole bunch of people to proceed to the room of eternal demerits .
Anything and everything , you name it . Cases like mass-eating in class to playing human-pyramid .. it definitely was chaos .
Whats worse . Some idiot brought a porn DVD to the class and got caught . A whole bunch of people in my class got called up for investigation . Yes people , investigation . For your information , I study in a police station .
Anyways , the whole lot of them tried to make all sorts of reasons to avoid getting screwed in their ass but I feel that their feeble excuses only made things worse and they are only delaying the inevitable . For example ,
They allegedly found the book on the cupboard . And they allegedly found it in a book . Now here's what I don't get .
We share a class with the afternoon session . Why couldn't they have said they found the DVD in one of the Form Two text books ? Maybe , just maybe that could have diverted Pn Teo's attention for a little while if succeeded .
They had to say that they found the book in our maths book which clearly means that one of us brought the DVD . Instead of delaying the inevitable , they have just delayed their freedom .
But whoever who is stupid enough to bring the DVD , I tell you here and now .
That's a stupid move and you should
go to hell .
That's a stupid move and you should
go to hell .
If there were ever a dumb ass who would touch fire on purpose , or enter a property that clearly says " Trespassers Will Be Shot " , I think the retard who brought that DVD fits the bill perfectly.
I hope Mackey and Won Jin has learnt their lesson . Earlier from the beginning I already told them not to mix with the ugly-named Jerk Hou as he is indeed a bad influence but no .. no one would listen .
Now , both of them can join this fat ass in the discipline room .
As I've always said since the beginning of high school , no one would listen to me .. you guys just won't listen .
I hope Mackey and Won Jin has learnt their lesson . Earlier from the beginning I already told them not to mix with the ugly-named Jerk Hou as he is indeed a bad influence but no .. no one would listen .
Now , both of them can join this fat ass in the discipline room .
As I've always said since the beginning of high school , no one would listen to me .. you guys just won't listen .
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Yesterday , I survived and lived through the horrors of watching ' Twilight ' .
As I sat on the couch dying of boredom because Astro decided to show crappy shows on the one day that I feel great about , which is Friday .. the notoriously famous movie featuring a fag vampire was about to show .
Well , when in Rome right ?
Anyways . As I was watching the movie , I finally found the ONE thing that really caught my attention . No , it's not the female star which I must add , looks and acts like a retarded pornstar . When she found out this Cullen boy here was a vampiric asshole , she should have taken her father's shotgun and place two bullets into his balls .
Back to the point .. The thing that caught my eye was the fagging vampire's father .
Peter Facinelli plays Carlisle Cullen , father of the vampiric family . Well , adoptive father .
He plays this 300 year old vampire that learns to control his urge to drink human blood , replacing them with animal blood . He teaches his wife and adoptive sons and daughters to control themselves and not drink human blood .
So , his character really is this protective , patient , unjudgemental , and I quote , has 'unparalleled compassion' as he even helps the feeble humans as a doctor in a hospital .
You can read more about Carlisle Cullen here (yes , that young looking man is in fact the father) or Peter Facinelli here .
Here's another Whose Line Is It Anyway video for you guys to feast on .
It's a game of Questions with Wigs . It's like a normal Whose Line game of Questions Only , except they throw in a few wigs for them to wear .
It's a really fun game , especially if your bored at home with nothing to do and if you have alot of wigs .
Enjoy !
As I sat on the couch dying of boredom because Astro decided to show crappy shows on the one day that I feel great about , which is Friday .. the notoriously famous movie featuring a fag vampire was about to show .
Well , when in Rome right ?
Anyways . As I was watching the movie , I finally found the ONE thing that really caught my attention . No , it's not the female star which I must add , looks and acts like a retarded pornstar . When she found out this Cullen boy here was a vampiric asshole , she should have taken her father's shotgun and place two bullets into his balls .
Back to the point .. The thing that caught my eye was the fagging vampire's father .
Peter Facinelli plays Carlisle Cullen , father of the vampiric family . Well , adoptive father .
He plays this 300 year old vampire that learns to control his urge to drink human blood , replacing them with animal blood . He teaches his wife and adoptive sons and daughters to control themselves and not drink human blood .
So , his character really is this protective , patient , unjudgemental , and I quote , has 'unparalleled compassion' as he even helps the feeble humans as a doctor in a hospital .
You can read more about Carlisle Cullen here (yes , that young looking man is in fact the father) or Peter Facinelli here .
Carlisle is a Celtic name meaning " strong " . This could refer to Carlisle's strong resistance from human blood .
The Old English origin of the name is ' Castle Tower ' , a clear indication of Carlisle's fortitude and the source of his family's own strength .
If you wanna' see what he looks like , go to either one of the links given ( I love the pictures where he stands beside his wife Esme . They both look like such cool and outgoing parents ) . I'm too lazy to upload them all .
In the movie , I think Carlisle towers over his fagging son , Edward as a much stronger and cooler vampire by 100 times .
So , my fellow readers . If I may have said Twilight is for losers , forgive me as perhaps I'm 1/8 of a loser . At least there is one character in this movie that has my vote .
They should give him more lines or roles to play in the upcoming movie . Otherwise , I wouldn't bother watching at all . If I didn't knew any better , I'm naming my son , Carlisle (:
The Old English origin of the name is ' Castle Tower ' , a clear indication of Carlisle's fortitude and the source of his family's own strength .
If you wanna' see what he looks like , go to either one of the links given ( I love the pictures where he stands beside his wife Esme . They both look like such cool and outgoing parents ) . I'm too lazy to upload them all .
In the movie , I think Carlisle towers over his fagging son , Edward as a much stronger and cooler vampire by 100 times .
So , my fellow readers . If I may have said Twilight is for losers , forgive me as perhaps I'm 1/8 of a loser . At least there is one character in this movie that has my vote .
They should give him more lines or roles to play in the upcoming movie . Otherwise , I wouldn't bother watching at all . If I didn't knew any better , I'm naming my son , Carlisle (:
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Here's another Whose Line Is It Anyway video for you guys to feast on .
It's a game of Questions with Wigs . It's like a normal Whose Line game of Questions Only , except they throw in a few wigs for them to wear .
It's a really fun game , especially if your bored at home with nothing to do and if you have alot of wigs .
Enjoy !
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Alright . I think I've done enough ranting for today .
I'm off now .
I'll see you readers some other time .
Loves ,
- Jaden -
I'm off now .
I'll see you readers some other time .
Loves ,
- Jaden -
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