That chicken did a lot more than just run around with its head cut off. *rimshot*
Though, I've got to say that the owner was a MORON. First of all, he went after the chicken with an axe and didn't kill it. I mean, sheesh. Most normal people would give it another whack and finish him off. But, you know, whatever. I'm sure the curiosity got the best of him and that's why he didn't finish him off. That's right folks, let an animal suffer to satiate your curiosity. PETA would have a field day with that nowadays.
Okay, so then he turned this poor headless chicken into a circus freak. I'm sure the chicken was thinking, "God, I wish you'd just eat me instead of put me through this day after day." And you know, the whole point of circus freaks is to make you feel better about yourself - that despite your flaws, you don't weigh 1,000 pounds ... or have a beard (if you're female), or have a nice rack (if you're a guy). How the hell did this freak of nature make people who paid good money feel better about themselves.
Besides, freaks of nature are born. Not made with an axe and a dude with horrible aim. But, you know, maybe things were different in the 1940s.
Now, let's discuss this poor animal's death as opposed to the cruelty of its life. He started to choke - and idiot-boy left the syringe they used to feed him (and apparently to stop him from choking) at their last circus stop. So poor headless chicken choked to death in a seedy hotel room. Nice.
At the very least, they should have enjoyed a nice chicken dinner - at least the chicken wouldn't have died in vain. He would have served a purpose greater than just making his dumbass owner rich. (Plus, he would have fulfilled the purpose for which he was deformed in the first place.)
Just another piece of worthless trivia to add to your arsenal. If you need more worthless trivia, click here and here.
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