Makes the cover story shown here just a little outdated huh?
Wow, this guy just gets better and better every time he opens his mouth. I could just go on a rant, but I seem to really enjoy ripping articles apart - bad writing, stupid acts, stupid quotes - everything is equal opportunity for me. Yesterday I railed on two newsworthy stories, so now I'll get my pop culture fix.
"I don't think I'm any more obsessed with making a career out of this than she is," the recent Playgirl model said in an interview that ran Friday on CBS's Early Show.
There is no one, and I mean no one, short of Spencer Pratt, who is more obsessed with the limelight. Period. End of story.
"Obviously she's doing Dancing with the Stars. I wouldn't say I'm obsessed with any of it. I'm just taking it as it comes.
Oh, is someone jealous he's not getting to do Dancing With the Stars?
Okay, let’s put this in perspective … she is the daughter (legitimate, even) of the former-Alaska governor and vice presidential candidate. She was sort of thrust in the limelight, and she’s handling it. So if she does Dancing With the Stars, who really cares? It’s a far cry from running for public office for which she’s not qualified.
And as for that apology to almost-mother-in-law Sarah Palin? "That was something I did to make my fiancée happy," he said.
Of course it was. Like you’d ever say anything sincere.
I’m glad Bristol dumped you. Twice.
Now Johnston, 20, is eyeing Sarah Palin's former office as mayor of the town where he became father of Sarah Palin's grandson Tripp.
How many things are wrong with this?
- He’s 20. TWENTY YEARS OLD. I wasn’t fit to run my own life, let alone an entire town (even if it is in Alaska) when I was 20.
- Isn’t there some sort of law about age requirements to hold public office in Wasilla? If not, there should be. Stat. Emergency legislative session – NOW!
- Does he really think he’s the hero in this situation? Does he really think he’s going to get elected because he banged Palin’s daughter?
- Oh, and notice the only reference to his son was made by the reporter. This guy could care less about his kid, only himself.
- See later in the article - he never finished high school. The Wasilla Public School system definitely wouldn't be on his agenda, huh?
Truth hurts, don’t it?
"I don't really regret anything," he told CBS. "But the only thing I wish I wouldn't have done is to put out that apology, 'cause it kind of makes me sound like a liar. And I've never lied about anything. So that's probably the only thing. The rest of the stuff I can live with."
Never lied about anything? I’m sure Bristol can dispute that.
Look, I’m not saying Palin is infallible, but come on, she is the momma of the girl you used to love – and the grandmother of your baby. Show her a little respect, for that reason, if nothing else. You are such a self-absorbed asshole.
Despite the fact he's never graduated from high school and is taping a reality show that he is trying to pitch, Johnston insists he'd be a better mayor than Sarah Palin.
"I don't think being mayor is about qualifications. I think it's about people liking you and believing in you," he said.
Wow. Just wow. It’s about people liking you and believing in you. Just like the presidency. You don’t have to be qualified to win the role, and you obviously don’t have to do a good job, just as long as people like you. (This comment is in no way tied to any particular president. My conservative friends can take it against Obama, my lib friends can take it against Bush. I don’t care. I’m equal opportunity.)
But he noted: "If we do win, I'm going to have to give up Hollywood for three years."
Tragedy.
You know, if you somehow fell into an ice fishing hole and never came back, you’d have to give up Hollywood forever. *sob*
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