" Sex is one of the most wholesome , beautiful ,

and natural experiences that money can buy . "

- Steve Martin



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That man up there is possibly a cyborg ..

He never gets older . But I guess that when you start to look 45 in your twenties , your fifties aren't so bad .






Greetings my fellow readers !

Yes , after an-almost failed attempt to buy a phone and screw my girlfriend with it , it made me thank God of all the wonderful things this beautiful world can offer .

It makes me feel that what God has prepared for us all is just like a script . It's already written in the stars and you can't just change it . Unless the holy-script itself says that you will change your destiny in the end , other than that .. well , don't quit your day job .

But I can definitely tell you one thing though . Life's tough .

Life is like a dick .
It sometimes gets really hard for no reason at all ..

But I'm not here to share with you guys my sick sex jokes . I'm here for the real thing , the good stuffs ! The what's what and the whose where . The aftermath of premarital sex , especially when it comes to a man having ' casual ' sex with his dog .



Boy , that ain't good .

But most importantly , the agenda of my world featuring yesterday and today's ( 08/08/2010 ) shit . However , it is in fact .. pretty good shit .

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Saturday ( 07/08/2010 )

Today was a pretty good day . I went to many places that I have never been , or have been to but on rare occasions .

Early in the morning , my mother and I went on a pilgrimage to seek divine help and interventions . But we weren't the only ones .

My uncle and his family , my aunt and hers and of course my grandmum who happens to be more or like the matriarch of the family whether if it's about Chinese medicine , Chinese beliefs and/or traditions .

All of us traveled down to KL to a Buddhist temple , which happens to be the most famous one in the whole of Malaysia . Whenever there seems to be an event that's been sponsored or held by a Buddhist temple , it's this one . However , that fact never really strike me until the end of the day .

We spent hours there praying to the Lord , meditating in halls where revered statues of Buddha himself sit and lie majestically with awe . My grandmum insisted that we ask for good results in our examinations but that wasn't really the first thing I wanted to ask for .

In truth I'm not supposed to tell you guys what I prayed for but I guess it's okay to break the rules just this once . I mean , for the sake of telling a story to you guys .

I wished real hard for my family , friends , teachers and everyone that I know to have a healthy and easy life but most importantly , a happy life here on after . While being in a peaceful mode surrounded only with trees and incense , I could not help also to ask for forgiveness of all the sins that I may have committed ( this is not that surprising as I do this all the time ) .

Besides that , we also offered food to the monks to get good karma . Why , I feel much better already !

And after that , we headed to yet another temple in PJ and spent a while there to do , what else ? Pray .
Sorry though , no pictures . I wasn't really thinking about other things when I was there .





That night , a few family members and I headed down to KLCC to watch a orchestral performance by the students of UTP ( University Teknologi Petronas ) . As a staff member working in Petronas ( not the gas station) , my sister was invited to watch the show along with a few family members and I was lucky enough to be able to attend .

It was an evening event therefore the dress code was ridiculously strict .

Jeans , T-shirts , sports shoes , slippers , non-collared short sleeved shirts are strictly prohibited by any means , which pretty much gives you an idea of how serious sometimes these evening shows can be .

We watched them perform a cultural performance called " Tapestry of Colours " , which showcases more or less Malaysian dances , music and costumes of all race , hence the name Tapestry of Colours .

There was a 15-minute interval ( break ) given as people .. well .. when they've gotta go , they've gotta go ! But I took the opportunity to snap a few photos using my brand new phone !

Real shiny ..









Okay I admit it .
I was drinking a lot that night ..

Notice the height difference and the way
it's arranged ?

It goes from up to down .. (:



Pretty ..

The performance ended at around 11.40pm . Tired but feeling happy with the show , we drove back and reached home roughly around 12.05am .

Sunday ( 08/08/2010 )

It was a great Sunday morning .

Myself , my sisters and my mum went out for branch/lunch with my great big family somewhere around Sri Petaling . It appears that the restaurant we went to for branch will be the same restaurant we will be going later on that night ( yes , we went to that same place twice ) .

But my God , the food there is really expensive . Godly expensive .

But we chowed down quickly and headed to Pyramid to settle some things . P/s , my phone is now able to access 3G Internet ( YouTube , Facebook , Google ) but at a very high price . I guess using Wi-Fi is much cheaper .

But later on that night , my family and I dressed up well , looking smashing as always , met up with my relatives and drove down there in one big group looking for the famed restaurant that we have gone before on the same day . Come to think of it , I think the meal costs altogether ( day and night ) a whopping RM1,xxx .

But , we had fun . Lots of laughter as we shared experiences and jokes . Mostly about school and also about taunting the waiters/waitresses . Oh ! How mischievous we can be sometimes ..

The food however was even more exquisite than before . I can't really say that the food is worth the value but it is in fact scrumptious and creatively decorated ( well , some are ) .

Full of taste

This was great !

My absolute favorite ,
the wonderful , the divine , the simply scrumptious ,
the mouth-watering , spine-tingling , eye-popping and
heart-stopping pleasure center that it is the holy
roasted suckling piggy .

Had no idea what the hell this was .
Didn't bother trying .

Yum .. (:
At this point I was pretty stuffed up .
The restaurant's strategy was to make you wait one dish
to another so that you will get full faster as your stomach settles .

Dessert .. ><

Yeah , it was someone's birthday in the end .

(:

What the hell was I drinking man ..

This is what I would love to call a typical
scenario of a stonned person ..

After the delightful meal , we greeted each other again and went our separate ways . Again , really really sleepy . During the whole 30minute drive back to my home , my eyes were wide open but truth be told , I was already executing sleep-mode ......

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09/08/2010 !

Today , yet another one of my closest friend finally turns sixteen !

He has been my friend for quite some time now , my buddy throughout all the laughter , my wing-man when I needed advice and of course my brother whenever I needed help .

Although to many this might not interest anyone at all , but he is to me ! (:

So there you have it pal ..

Happy Sport Sixteen !

Joel Wong Wen Ern !

He'll be the Skywalker and I'll be his Bro-da .

I'm still waiting for his answer though . We're going to the Malaysian Open ( tennis ) , and this is the first time for me !

Excited .

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Before I end this post , here's a video featuring none other than Roger Federer himself .

Yet another great video of him doing what he does best , thrashing other players to pulp ( well , that was yesterday's news .. )

But I'm pretty sure with a new coach in hand , he'll do much better than he is now .

This video is rather clear so no excuses from you guys not to watch it .



Enjoy !

1.45-1.50 ...
- What the fuck was that ?!!!! Unbelievable ..

2.18-2.41 ..
- I really don't know what to say ...

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Alright enough ranting for one day .

I'll see you guys another time . Whenever I do have the time to update , at least .






Carpe diem ,


- Jaden -