Love is the irresistible desire to be
irresistibly desired .

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Hello , my dear friends !

I thank you all for tuning to my blog on a daily basis , as I have achieved my goal of 4,000 visits this year !

4,000 visits for a simple blog like this ... what an amazing year it has been .

A year where sweet mellow success and jovial moments immerse themselves with the bitter and not-so joyful times which results in unforgettable bittersweet moments that only a song by Keane ( Bittersweet Symphony ) can express .

And I could not have done it without the help of you ( YES , YOU ! ) fellow eye-bogglers . Therefore before continuing any further , I would love to express my heartfelt wishes and eternal gratitude for making my blog such a great success ! Not to mention , making me feel so loved and cared for .

It's the greatest feeling anyone could ever experience and you've made it come true for me ! Thus , I thank and love you all for this warm and heartfelt !

Moving on !

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It's that special time of the year , again !

Yeah , the one and only time of the year where people put an effort to dress up like Saint Nick only to get kids to sit on their laps .

This annual event brings cheer and hope to all as we exchange warm season greetings and of course the ever-traditional new , shiny and expensive gifts that lay under the Christmas tree on the Christmas morning .

And what's Christmas if there ain't eggnogs to be sipped and of the mammoth Christmas turkey to which each side of the family take turns to do the stuffings .

Unfortunately for us Malaysians and other South East Asia countries , we do not experience the cold and cool climate that is , winter . However , I'm deadbeat certain that modern technology can help us in these parts . All you have to do , is to blast open the air-conditioning at your living room without caring for the environment for just ONE day . That way , we can all snuggle under the covers and pretend that it's snowing outside !

Yes . At one point a few years back , my living room was so bloody cold that I swore that there were witches dipping their breasts in hot coffee .

For one man's enjoyment is another man's disaster and in this case , our beautiful environment .

And for those who are not legally old enough to drink eggnog , do not despair !

My Christmas tradition is to slowly sip hot chocolate while popping a few marshmellows into the chocolaty drink . And at the same time , it's either watching a great movie that ignites the spirit of Christmas ( that is , to give and not take ) or , I would just lay back and listen to the grand and majestic voice of Andrea Bocelli's , Christmas album that will take me even beyond sentimentalism .

Now , the question still remains to whether we have been a good kid all year round and is worthy of Santa's gifts ? The story goes that if you've been nice all year , Santa will bring you the present you want the most and if otherwise , Saint Nick himself will present you with a block of coal .

I can honestly say that I've been on an average scale whole-year round .

For instance , I think I've offered my seat at the Komuter(KTM) twice this year to people who really needed the seats more than I do . I've also been helping teachers carry books and all sorts from their desks to my classrooms . And I'm pretty sure I've done my part of making the world a better place by donating a number of cash to certain charities .

However , I would be lying if I dare say I wasn't a complete bugger from time to times this year . But , I am aware that our old Saint Nick is a man who lets utter buggers like me off the hook once in a while and for that , I am grateful .







What do I want for Christmas this year ?

To be honest , I don't really want anything this year . Thoughts like , a new tennis racquet or new clothings strikes my head when I ask myself what do I want for Christmas but when I give it a second thought , the racquet and clothings become insignificant . Unimportant . Just like the dialogues in Baywatch .

Maybe I've outgrown toys , irrelevant objects for daily use . Or , maybe all I want for Christmas is to spend quality time with my friends and family . In other words , I do not want to be alone this Christmas .. the thought of that terrifies me .

Enya can only keep me company this much , but I guess songs can only go so far for you .

So please , Santa , if you can hear me ( or in this case , read this ) , I wanna' be surrounded with family and friends for Christmas this year if you don't mind . That'll be all . (:







However, I do smell a great Christmas present that I will be buying for myself !

Yes I know , pathetic isn't it ?

My life sucks to a point where Christmas presents are only obtainable via myself .

So anyways , do keep in touch to witness my sensational Christmas present ! And of course , I'm not gonna tell you guys what it is nor give clues about it , so you'll have to keep dropping by my bloggie and catch the next update !

Yes , I do know a thing or two about marketing strategy ... how else do you think I've hit the 4,000 visits target ? (;

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Here are some renditions of Weird Newscasters , superbly acted out by the performers of Whose Line Is It Anyway , for your enjoyment .

This is a game less talked about , as I do not recall posting any one of this game on my blog ( maybe one or two in the past ) , but I tend to make it up to you guys by placing the top five most funniest Weird Newscasters !

Yes , I went through pretty much most of the Weird Newscasters videos in YouTube and these three are the ones I find most funny .

One of the many reasons I enjoy watching Weird Newscasters , is that Colin Mochrie who most of the time plays the anchor role of a news show , never fails to produce a killer-line . In other words , he comes up with the most random things on Earth , puts it all together and miraculously makes the whole random thing out-of-this-world funny !



Enjoy !






" Our top story today . According to a recent scientific report , men think about sex every 6 seconds . And becaus- .... "
- Colin Mochrie














" I'm your anchor , Gourd-Bless-America . Our top story today ! A fight was started downtown by a man wearing a suit made completely of mirrors . The police said the man apologized once he had time to sit and and reflect . " - Colin Mochrie

" Oh man .. I've got pinched and grabbed all the way down that aisle . "
- Ryan Stiles .


Ryan and Wayne has done it again . Conjuring up some of the finest improvs on Whose Line history ! Take note what Ryan says after the game . (:


















" Our top story today , convicted hit-man , Jimmy " Two-Shoes" McCarthy , confessed today that he was once hired , to beat a cow to death , in a rice field , using only two small porcelain figures . Police admit that this may be the first known case of a knick-knack paddy whack . " - Colin Mochrie


It's kinda funny when Wayne said " Dosvidanya " , which in Russian means , " goodbye " .
















" Our top story , according to a statement released by the National Viagra Association , contrary to popular beliefs that points do matter . "
- Colin Mochrie

I saved the best for last ..
(:

" Our top story today . Famous playboy , Hugh Hefner , managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property . The police forced the friars to close down their stalls which was outside the Playboy mansion , where they had been selling flowers . Said one friar , " well , if it was anyone else we might have gotten away from it , but, fortunately only Hugh can stop florist friars . "

- Colin Mochrie

Colin : Has the best opening line ever !
Greg : Was hookin' himself up , dawg .
Wayne : Was just plain scary .
Ryan : Is such a great dad .
And he just enjoys poking fun at Drew .

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So anyways , I'll update again soon .

Be sure to catch the next post , something good came out of Fossil . (:

See ya !



- Jaden -