The List

Everyone has their "to do" list. Below, mine ... this is my "to do (in my dreams)" list.

In reality, the truth is that Scott and I each have a list. The rule is if anyone from the list pays any lick of attention to either of us, we are granted a "get out of marriage" free card, no hurt feelings, no harm, no foul.

So, here's my list ... in no particular order.

Keith Urban

Seriously ... do you have to question me on this one? Shaggy blond hair (a weakness of mine), beautiful blue eyes (another weakness of mine), all wrapped up in a short package with a fantastic accent (enter third weakness of mine). Lastly, the man can sing... and since I love being sung to, that's seriously happiness.

Sure, he was addicted to cocaine and alcohol ... he's not too proud, he went to rehab. :) The biggest problem is that addiction to Nicole Kidman ... I mean, sheesh, I thought he had some taste, but, well, I have my own theories about their (*cough* contract *cough*) marriage. But you know, since I'm dreaming, I can always dream she never existed.

Johnny Depp

This is another one I don't think really needs much explanation and I wish I could say I wasn't a member of the Johnny Depp bandwagon, but I am. I always have liked him, all the way back to his 21 Jump Street days.

I really think it's more than just his looks. He's so laid back, he's amazingly talented, and he's so dedicated to his family. I mean, he put filming on hold because his daughter was in the hospital and I think that's so sweet.

On top of it all, he walks to the beat of his own drummer, and I always like someone who is willing to stand out from the crowd. God love Johnny Depp.

  Jason Statham

Take one look at this man and tell me why you wouldn't wanna pounce on that! I'm not really one for really ripped guys, but he's different. Part of it's the martial arts he does, and that's just freaking cool ... part of it is that killer accent (see a pattern here?) ... and part of it is the amazing driving the man can do. (Yes, as I understand it, he did a lot of his stunt driving for the Transporter movies.)

*drool*

Mark Wahlberg

Yeah, yeah, another ripped guy. But let me say that I am not a fan of Marky Mark, I am a fan of Mark Wahlberg. The guy after he was done with that rapping crap and Calvin Klein ads and grew up and started acting. But seriously, he makes bad movies worth watching. He's just yummy. And I dare you to say he's not because I will kick your ass.

He's just got that "I can take this guy home to mom" feel to him. He strikes me as a cuddler though (shoot, he's got like four kids), which isn't my style, but you know, for him ... I might learn.

Chris Pine

You know, he sort of slipped by me. I always thought the guy from "Princess Diaries 2" was hot, but I was just sitting here watching it for the upteenth time (yes, I'm ashamed to admit that I like the PD movies ... get your insults out and keep reading) and I just saw Chris Pine in a new light. He's just, well, wow.

It's pathetic, but I actually got mad at Mia in PD2 for ignoring him. If Munchkin hadn't been sleeping, I would have screamed "If you don't want him, I'll take him," at the TV.

David Boreanaz

Booth, oh Booth. Why must you be obsessed with Temperance Brennan? Why not me?

Okay, well, he's so much more than just Booth. He's just yummy. Yeah, he's another ripped one, when I just said I wasn't that big into ripped guys, but don't judge me. I know what I like. And I like that.

Bret Michaels

Don't judge me for my 80s hair band crush that never went away. I know he's got the crazy lips and all, but I have always had a thing for Bret Michaels and have never been able to explain it. He's just got that bad-boy look (and I've always been attracted to the bad boys - despite the fact I married the safest one out there) . And he can sing, and we all know I love that.

Mark Feuerstein

Dr. Hank, oh Dr. Hank. Here's the "good boy" that I actually like. I love me some Dr. Hank. For some reason, I imagine in real life that Mark Feuerstein is a lot like Dr. Hank. He's just safe. You can look at him and see stability, and maybe that balances out the aforementioned Bret Michaels/bad boy crush.

Trace Adkins

Holy hell, he's tall ... he can sing ... he has long hair ... and he is so down to earth. Believe me, my mom would not be upset if I brought him home. In fact, it wouldn't surprise me if she fought me for him.

Matthew Morrison

Shue from Glee ... and you know what the worst part is? I didn't realize I had that much of a crush on him until I had a dream with him in it the other night and I was so pissed off that I woke up.








The men on this list are subject to change without notice. Just because a man's rank is demoted from "The List" to "Runner Up" does not demean his looks. It just means someone hotter has come along.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to drool over some pictures before the Munchkin wakes up and demands my full attention...