Monday, May 25, 2009

I Swear It's This Big ..

Hello folks !

Ready for some more bloggy madness from this unbelievable blogger from Subang ?

Well , believe it and get ready to be bored to death for those who doesn't fucking give a damn about me , my blog and my life .

Than again , I feel the same about you !

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So , let's start the story so far since yesterday ! ( Sunday )

One warning though , I do not advice you to commit any sorts of intercourse while reading my blog . Keep ya' filthy ' equipments ' away please .

(:

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Sunday morning , time : 8.00 am .


It was a perfect day to practice tennis .

The sun wasn't present , and the winds blew like the breeze you get when your off to the beach .

8 people including me were on court , and one particular moment that forced me to blog about was the rally between me and my coach .

It lasted 2 minutes ( the longest I have ever played , non-stop ) , with strokes and forehands through and froe the court ..

I was indeed jovial that playing by the book actually helped and it works !

That's not all , my friends .

My coach even offered me an extra class on Friday nights to improve my skills .

I'm not bragging here , but that's what my coach intends to do , and that's what I will do .

Who knows ? I might be the first Malaysian to ever join ATP
( Association Tennis Professionals. )

Oh ! And for those of you interested in tennis , don't be afraid to ask me or pick up tennis practices . Better start now , or you'll end up like poor Marissa here ..





Before she met tennis ..














After she met Dunkin' Donuts .





Sorry Marrisa .

(:


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Sunday afternoon - evening , time , 12 noon to 6.30 pm .


Under the demands of my cousins who considers my father as their tour guides/vacation-bringers , a sight-seeing plan was carried out .

We ( my mum and my dad ) first took my cousins to Wetlands , Putrajaya to climb the viewing tower .

You remember ? That particular tower I went to with my mum ?

I blogged about it few months ago ?!


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Yea , if you had been paying attention towards my blog , you won't have to end up looking like this ..


Eat me .
I know you want to .



Anyways , after that we went to a regular coffee shop somewhere in Kajang to eat , none other than their famous Kajang Sate !

What's irregular about this sate shop is that it is owned by chinese people !

Hundreds of sticks of sate are constantly cooked by an old man and lady ( married , i think ) , as customers come and go after savoring the delicious delicacy .

I tell ya' , it's as good as the ones the Malays do .

So , a tribute to the old man and his lady for decades of delicious sates !





After that , we went to a place recreational waterfall area somewhere further up Kajang .

Through the rural roads that are roughly about 9m wide , the roads that seemed endless , we finally reached the waterfall .

Many people were there , bathing in the cooling waters from the mountain tops .

The water isn't that crystal clear , but's definitely better than the ones you see at Port Dickson .




Port DICK-son .
There's oil , poop , spit and most likely urine in it
and we Malaysians still swim in it .
Nice going , fuckers .




Here are some of the pictures I took .
Oh , by the way the water there are freezing cold , and the currents are strong .







Can't quite make out what it says .












Everyone but my mum . ( I'm in green )












I don't camwhore . But my feet does .
(:




My dad and my fat cousin .












After all the time spent relaxing at God's given gift , we went back home and had dinner at Asia Cafe !



The End .

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No .. it's not the end , just yet .

Still have one more thing to tell you .

Today , I paid my dentist a little visit , as she performs an extraction .

She pulled out a HUGE metal thingy used to inject anesthetic ( which looks more like a gun ) and she stuck it into my gums , and within minutes I felt nothing .

It's like I've died and gone to heaven . LoL .

She then pulled my teeth out , and the funny part is , I didn't feel a damn thing .
I expected something more , you know ? Like , screams that echo out of the room and down the hallways .

But one thing's the same , there's tonnes of blood that gushed out .


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Go figure .


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Alright . I've blogged enough today , and I do hope your eyes are still awake till' the end .

Enjoyed writing these , and I enjoy your presence .

Love you all , and see you next time !

Bye .






Lve ,
Jaden .

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