It's Times Like These ..

I'll stop the World and
I'll melt with You ..


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Greetings my fellow readers !

Lots to tell , but I'll just squeeze in the good ones .

Well , let's start with yesterday .

I went Parkson with my mum and sisters . I'm not quite sure whats

the occasion but , we ate and shop till' there's no tomorrow .

I could have been to TGI Fridays , but my eldest sister really wants

Japanese .

So , to Sakae Sushi it is then .

The bill ? RM 97.40 .


After that , my mum and sisters went to a makeup shop to look for

some miracle product to save women's faces . LoL .

Anyways , after spending about 20 minutes there , I got so bored that

I went to the aroma therapy section , and I sniffed every bottle

there is .

Gotta' tell ya' , everyone of them bottles stink !

All from grape fruit , to cinnamon . Rosemary, lemon grass to

jasmine .

All of them sucked . How are the stressed-out shoppers gonna'

choose which they are going to buy , when all of them smells

like something that comes out of an aerosol can ?

It will most probably give them more stress than supposed to .

Anyways , in 30minutes time , my mum bought what was needed and we went off .

The bill ? RM 360.40 .


Moving on ~

My sisters went to a lingerie section which apparently has a BIG sale .

Anyways , I didn't want to have anything to do with this , afraid

thou' shall loose my manhood if I follow my mum and sisters to

the lingerie section !

Anyways , nothing interesting happened here .

But the fact that I bumped into Tasneem , who was all dressed up like a diva .

Not only that , I think I saw Yi Mann there too .

God , lots of people go to Parkson these days . Haha .

Not sure it was her though . Oh well . Moving on !

No wait ! The bill ? RM 103


And hey !

Did you Shop For Your School recently ?!

I did ! I took all the receipts to the counter to help

Shop For My School !

In total , I think there was like RM 400-500+ there .

I was hoping to be like , at least the 4th highest there until ..

My eye caught a glimpse of the list of people with their ' figures '

as well .

All hope for me to be the highest was gone until I saw a dude with

a total of RM 1300 . -_____-

Oh well , at least I did punch in my votes . LoL .

It's the least I can do after being a naughty rascal in school for

half a year .


Oh ! I even bought a shirt with a very cool quote on it !





Nice huh ?

So if you guys and girls wanna' rape or shoplift , or even pee by the side of

the road , wear this shirt . None can harm you . =D



And thus , ends the night at Parkson !

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Tennis Update !

Let me tell you all something about Roger Federer .

Yes , he might be one heck of a player with skills that no one can match .

Good looks and tonnes of cash apparently has made him a little bit too cocky too .

The legendary John McEnroe offered help to Roger so that the

13 time GrandSlam champion could snap out his title-less season .

But the mild-mannered Federer isn't quite taking up on his offer .

Federer said by quote ,

" I guess anybody would like to give me advice . So ,

I don't think that's a crazy comment we should look into much . "

Roger , I salute your answer but in these circumstances , one just feels

that you really could use some help .

So , suck in that ego of yours and get help !

Not only me , but millions of people around the world wants to see you

being the top seed again !

So , because I care , I'll say this once and thou shall never speak

of this again ..

Fuck You , Federer .

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Statements To Which I Would Like
To Clear Out .

1 ) I AM single , but I'm currently seeing someone !

2 ) Yes , I play tennis and my idol is Federer . Nothing surprising there !

3 ) No , I'm not ' Richie Rich ' .

4 ) Yes , I do sometimes watch porn . Which guy doesnt ?

5 ) Yes , I guess you can call me a comedian now as I do stand-up comedy with my friends .

6 ) Again , I am NOT rich .

7 ) Silly girl with a distorted mind .. You don't intimidate me .



Please , bury this statements into your hearts and never dare question it .

Never ever , ever ever , ever ask me again or Imma' gives you hell .

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Okay ! I guess that's about it .

Let's stand up , and throw down a hoedown before my mum gets back.

LoL . I'll see you all later .

Thanks for the care and support .

L♥ve ,

Jaden .