They say a picture says a thousand words , this one just says fuck you .LoL .
No hard feelings , I love everyone of your comments . It makes me laugh , sometimes . Well , most of the time . Honestly. Keep up the good work cock . =)
Moving on .
I'm sure everyone has noticed throughout these years , some Malaysians have the cock desire of doing stuff to their cars. While I don't see the point of it, I must admit, some of them are pretty well done . After all , the passion for cars is very common around the world . Here I have a plain old minimal pictures post .
However , have you ever noticed that Proton in front of your car ? Wait , it says Mitsubishi on it . I could have sworn I saw a Proton !
Oh that's right , my bad , I guess I didn't see the size of the head of that idiotic dipshit behind that black tinted window in his badly re-modified Proton that makes a lot of noise and pollutes the environment . Not forgetting the part where he places a Mitsubishi logo and a shiny Mitsubishi tag in the rear of his " mean machine " hoping deeply in his heart that he would fool everyone on the streets , thinking he owns a Mitsubishi .
Eat elephant shit !
Personally , I find it hilarious . I mean , who are you trying to fool ?
Okay , okay I admit . I'm not a car wiz' or anything . So there's no need for comments asking what do I know about cars . Frankly , I don't , not that I don't care , I just don't .
But heck , even Ray Charles can tell its a bloody Proton if he was Malaysian .
Moving on .
I'm sure everyone has noticed throughout these years , some Malaysians have the cock desire of doing stuff to their cars. While I don't see the point of it, I must admit, some of them are pretty well done . After all , the passion for cars is very common around the world . Here I have a plain old minimal pictures post .
However , have you ever noticed that Proton in front of your car ? Wait , it says Mitsubishi on it . I could have sworn I saw a Proton !
Oh that's right , my bad , I guess I didn't see the size of the head of that idiotic dipshit behind that black tinted window in his badly re-modified Proton that makes a lot of noise and pollutes the environment . Not forgetting the part where he places a Mitsubishi logo and a shiny Mitsubishi tag in the rear of his " mean machine " hoping deeply in his heart that he would fool everyone on the streets , thinking he owns a Mitsubishi .
Eat elephant shit !
Personally , I find it hilarious . I mean , who are you trying to fool ?
Okay , okay I admit . I'm not a car wiz' or anything . So there's no need for comments asking what do I know about cars . Frankly , I don't , not that I don't care , I just don't .
But heck , even Ray Charles can tell its a bloody Proton if he was Malaysian .
Even he's not that blind.
I shall refer the common herd that practices such stupidity as , '' Species M '' .
There's no need to hide the Proton-ness on your Proton . We're proud of it as Malaysians . Look , we get the point , Proton uses Mitsubishi's engine , bla bla bla , so on and so on ..
No matter how you put it , how you modify it , how you desperately insist its a Mitsubishi , its still a fucking Proton .
Its like the many things in life , here's a list . No matter :
1) how many watermelons u can fit in your pussy , you are not Paris Hilton
2) how big of an asshole you say you are , you are still not Kim Il-sung
3) how gay you try to be , you are not Rain
4) how manly you think you are , you are not Chuck Norris
5) how many people call you Captain Annoying , you are not Alvin and the fucking Chipmunks.
6) how I'm Mr. Small-Brains-Cause-I-Modified-A-Proton-And-Insists That-It's A-Fucking Mitsubishi ' , you are still , and will not be George Bush .
So no matter how much you try to portray an image of a Mitsubishi on your Proton , its still a damn Proton . An ugly one thanks to your ugly looking new logo that looks like it's been welded on by apes .
Don't waste your money on mods that make your car look furthermore ridiculous , as a Proton on itself is perfectly fine . Sure , people won't notice you , so ? Because you don't want to get the wrong attention . You must realize how small of a cock you look like in that Mitsubishi-Proton .
And it will not only damage the existence of that machine , but further rape and sodomize the bloody machine .
Dear all species M ,
There's no need to hide the Proton-ness on your Proton . We're proud of it as Malaysians . Look , we get the point , Proton uses Mitsubishi's engine , bla bla bla , so on and so on ..
No matter how you put it , how you modify it , how you desperately insist its a Mitsubishi , its still a fucking Proton .
Its like the many things in life , here's a list . No matter :
1) how many watermelons u can fit in your pussy , you are not Paris Hilton
2) how big of an asshole you say you are , you are still not Kim Il-sung
3) how gay you try to be , you are not Rain
4) how manly you think you are , you are not Chuck Norris
5) how many people call you Captain Annoying , you are not Alvin and the fucking Chipmunks.
6) how I'm Mr. Small-Brains-Cause-I-Modified-A-Proton-And-Insists That-It's A-Fucking Mitsubishi ' , you are still , and will not be George Bush .
Really , you may have your G-spot as deep as it is between your lungs , you are still not
a bigger whore than Lindsay Lohan .
a bigger whore than Lindsay Lohan .
So no matter how much you try to portray an image of a Mitsubishi on your Proton , its still a damn Proton . An ugly one thanks to your ugly looking new logo that looks like it's been welded on by apes .
Don't waste your money on mods that make your car look furthermore ridiculous , as a Proton on itself is perfectly fine . Sure , people won't notice you , so ? Because you don't want to get the wrong attention . You must realize how small of a cock you look like in that Mitsubishi-Proton .
It's like Sean Kingston with 4 wheels . If we were to borrow Topgear's Cock-O-Meter , you will score a perfect 100 when you drive past it .
On a scale of 10 that is .
On a scale of 10 that is .
And it will not only damage the existence of that machine , but further rape and sodomize the bloody machine .
Wonder what Jeremy Clarkson has to say about Proton-Mitsubishis .Not to mention it's unnessecarily loud , for the speed it can/can't achieve .
Damn noisy ! Noisier than 2 Japanese whores , moaning in a fuck-fest .
If you have a Ferrari 430 Scuderi , by all means , you are welcome to shake our streets , make our ears bleed , and/or crash and kill yourself along with a couple of hippies beside the road .
But you make a hell of a noise , grabbing our attention , make babies cry , just to look at your morally bankrupt cock ? If there's a punishment , you should get your mindless cock tied and pulled by 300 Spartans till it snaps ! Then , kicked in the balls in an alternating manner .
The Equation of Justice .Jaden's Tip of The Day : If you want a car that looks like a Mitsubishi , sounds like a Mitsubishi , performs like a Mitsubishi and includes a stock Mitsubishi logo , do yourself some good and buy a fucking Mitsubishi .
P/s : For all of you neanderthal's who haven't read my blog or its previous posts , I strongly recommend you reading the ' Anime ' post as well .
L♥ve ,
Jaden .
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