Two Years of Jaden

Romanza-Jaden aims to serve quality and random blog content only for the open minded . We aim to put a smile on your face after taking shit from your boss that weighs like 2 cows , fucked up by your teacher who is probably old enough to lactate sour milk , going through a day without Pork or your " best friend " who's getting his boner passionately up your girl.

For the past couple of years , I have provided kick ass ad-free content to all readers of Romanza-Jaden . Today , Romanza-Jaden turns two years old with a jaw-dropping amount of posts of 130 in total ! You earthlings are probably wondering by now , what the bloody chocolate sauce am I doing with this post .

Simple .

TO ALL THE PEOPLE , SO MANY PEOPLE .
THANK YOU !

This squirrel is so cute , my 6kg dog might
eat it .

Also , you're probably wondering why I'd even bother to thank anybody since I think , or rather , I know that I kick ass . But in this case , I only have YOU to thank ( even you Anon , but I don't like you ) for making Romanza-Jaden a success .

Romanza-Jaden > You

You see fellow readers , unlike the blog you probably own , me here at Romanza-Jaden value and appreciate my readers , for if it weren't for your support , I'd be conceited and will read my own blog myself , and desperately try to fake site statistics by using proxy servers as a form of nerdy masturbation .

In English , I'm a virgin .

Virgin .

Throughout this year , I have achieved my pre-targeted goals with ease , thanks to you fellow readers and my dearest statistic-friend , Su Ann and her boyfriend , Kheong Ming . Here are some statistics we were able to draw up based on this year .

1) Romanza-Jaden hit its 300th unique visitor on its 45th day of operation ( 2009 ) . Kick ass .

2) Romanza-Jaden has about 417 unique visitors on its third month ( 2009 ) ! Kick ass .

3) I have got 2 haters out of the others on Romanza-Jaden. Kick ass .

4) Some of Romanza-Jaden readers bother to sodomize the haters with cucumbers . Kick ass .

5) 77% of Romanza-Jaden readers think Romanza-Jaden is the best blog in the world . Kick ass.

6) 99% of Romanza-Jaden readers are almost cool. Kick ass .

7) 58% of Romanza-Jaden readers hate ads . Kick ass .

8) 25% of Romanza-Jaden readers don't blog . Kick ass .

9) 11% of Romanza-Jaden readers are not annoyed by fucking ads .

10) 75% of Romanza-Jaden readers are bloggers .

11) 29% of Romanza-Jaden readers wants to lose their virginity by 19. Kick ass .

12) 12% of Romanza-Jaden readers are gay . Not so kick ass .


At my blog, I don't serve ads . It has been taken into consideration , however I wasn't able to decide .

If I served ads , I'd gain more readers and not to mention cash . But I know ads might annoy some readers . Hence a poll was carried out and the answer is clear . If the readers of Romanza-Jaden wants no ads , then we shall serve no ads . This is why Romanza-Jaden kicks your Liberace balls .

By the way , 4% out of the 29% of the readers who wishes to lose their
virginity by 19 wishes to use a pink condom .

Initially , I expected no more than 200 visitors . And the results for the third month ( 2009 ) were very satisfying , considering I don't serve ads nor join big blog community sites . Your support meant a lot to me . Honestly . No Really . I mean it . Seriously !

Hence , I am dedicated to serve you more quality contents that keep you coming back for more ! Here , I would like to encourage comments and interaction to make Romanza-Jaden kick ass even harder .
Also , if you like my blog , link me up and tell your loser friends to be winners at Romanza-Jaden .

Remember , to be a winner , all you need to do is compete with losers .
Why do you think I took up blogging ?

Loser .

I at Romanza-Jaden encourage your opinions , whether negative or positive , not because I like constructive criticism or any of that sanctimonious bullshit , but because life wouldn't be fun without a few airheads here or there who disapprove of my rather tactless approach towards life .

So please , a hate mail / fan mail is MORE than welcome . However , do not be a coward and put your name as ' anonymous ' though , or I wouldn't know where to send the anthrax . =)

Jaden's Random Tip of The Day : Do read up my older posts , some might give you a good time , some might make me some enemies . Oh what the heck . I hope you've enjoyed my blog for the past couple of years .
Have a nice day !


P/s : The poll is on the right . Vote ! Just a click will do .
Pp/s : My darling helped me out with this post . She's sitting right next to me ..


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I'm terrific ,

L♥ve ,
Jaden .