Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince !
Well , I watched that movie on Sunday ( yesterday ) . Was really looking forward to it but I was let down greatly .I expected to watch more ( not less ) fighting scenes now that :
1 ) The Ministry has witnessed Voldemort's return in the last movie .
2 ) Harry Potter has already made his 6th damn movie !
3 ) Bellatrix LeStrange killed Sirius Black ( Harry's godfather )
4 ) Interesting commercials that showed me lots of effects ( fire , and stuffs like that )
The majority of the movie was about Harry's task given by Dumbledore , or should I say , Dumble-dork , to investigate Tom Riddle's ( Voldemort ) ex-teacher , Professor Horace Slughorn .
This time , the 6th movie also showed us how a crazy fan-chick (which was HUMONGOUS in size) fell in love with Ron ( also known as Won-Won by that fan-chick ) , and how Hermione was all jealous about it . So , yea . Lots of ' touching scenes ' where Hermione spends her daily life crying over the fact that a GINORMOUS chick hooks up with Ronald Weasley , a turn-out-to-be-fat pussy-fied teenage wizard .
I mean , I REALLY wanted to see Voldemort's appearance . Maybe , just maybe , that Dumble-dork will have a fierce one-on-one duel with him again like one they had in the previous movie . And there wasn't much duelings by the Death Eaters themselves in this movie
( they call themselves ' Death Eaters ' huh ? Why not , ' pussy-eaters ' while their at it ? ).
Maybe the directors of this movie was so broke
after making the fiery scene by Dumbledore in the cave
that they couldn't spend a little extra on
tiny effects dealt by pathetic excuses for a wand ( sticks ) .
I mean , ' The Mummy Returns ' has more action .
Heck , watching the Jonas Brothers hump gay llamas have more action !
By now all of you should be wondering ,
Heck , watching the Jonas Brothers hump gay llamas have more action !
By now all of you should be wondering ,
" Why the hell am I calling Dumbledore , Dumble-dork ? "
Simple .
That's because our beloved ' hairy bladder ' was the MAIN reason why my favorite characters in the movie dies in the first place ! I mean , the roles of these characters who died protecting this weakling boy we all call , ' Harry Potter , boy genius ' gave up their lives trying to protect him .
And old-man Dumble-dork here still lives in a dreamy world where he thinks the boy is worth saving .
They ( majority of the ones that died ) weren't the MAIN characters of the movie , and yet they ended up dying in vain ! If you ask me , I don't think it's THAT honorable dying for that wimp .
Characters whom I adore that dies in the end because of him :
1 ) Sirius Black - When I found out Sirius was about to die , I wanted to shove J.K Rowling down the Hudson River and let the fishes finger her to death . Sirius was Hairy's godfather . Besides Snape and Remus , he is by right the coolest wizard ever known in the Harry Potter series . And he had to die in the end ..
Fuck you , J.K Rowling .
2 ) Dumbledore - I don't like him that much , but I've gotta hand it to him .
It takes a brave but big loser to dedicate the remainder of his life protecting a useless wizard .
3 ) Severus Snape - Yes , yes . The ' bad ' guy .
By his appearance and his passion to bully Harry on a daily basis , he might look like a nasty fellow . But in truth , Snape was my all-time favorite character . I mean , for God's sake he's Alan Rickman !
Once you get to know Alan Rickman , Snape's role in Harry Potter will not look that bad of a person . Trust me , I know . Besides , Snape and Dumbledore had made a pact long , long ago to protect Harry . And get this ..
Snape has a crush on Lily Potter ( Harry's mum ) back when she's alive . He is by far my favorite and most complex character of the Potter series . And played to perfection by Alan Rickman , who was born for the role of Professor Snape .
4 ) Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks - I had a mild stroke when J.K Rowling's last book tells the tale of Remus being killed at the Battle of Hogwarts ( Nymphadora suffering the same fate as well ) . Remus was played by a brilliant actor who cared for that , Potter boy. Throughout his entire acting role in the movies , Remus looked after Harry dedicatedly without question . And what does he get in return?
Killed along with his wife , and never getting the chance to know his son ( was a baby when Remus and his wife died ) .
Fuck you , J.K Rowling .
5 ) Fred Weasley , twin brother of George Weasley - Well , the twins had nothing to do with Voldemort . And they died .
Fuck you once more , J.K Rowling .
6 ) Many , many more who participated in the Battle of Hogwarts . Which leads the tally to 10-15 and above .
I have nothing personal against Daniel Radcliffe . I mean , he's a brilliant actor . He stood up to take the role of ' useless-Harry ' when no one else would . And he acted it out well . Hats off to him .
But my real grudge is on Harry Potter and J.K Rowling .
Someone should shave her bald and style her as
Voldemort , in the flash !
While Potter can use a giant dildo and
fuck himself silly .
I can't wait for the next movie . This time , the movie revolves the life of Potter settling down with Ginny , having lots of sex and babies in a quiet cottage down Glasgow , sipping tea and crumpets while J.K Rowling ends up as their house-keeper , and Voldemort as their friendly gay neighbour .
And they'll all go out with the Queen Mother on Friday the 13th , chatting about the past where they used to kill each other , laughing it up over tea and scones .
Tssk ...
Oh ! Here's a spoiler for you guys ;
My conclusion :
This movie hasn't got a REAL duel scene at all . Not ONE . So , paying RM 12 to watch a couple of idiots licking their balls while talking big is not worth it . I rather watch Edison Chen's scandal with his mother. But the fiery scene at the cave by Dumbledore was pretty cool . ( Now , that's what I wanna' see ! )
Forgotten what it's like to watch
REAL ' Harry Potter ' movies ,
That's because our beloved ' hairy bladder ' was the MAIN reason why my favorite characters in the movie dies in the first place ! I mean , the roles of these characters who died protecting this weakling boy we all call , ' Harry Potter , boy genius ' gave up their lives trying to protect him .
And old-man Dumble-dork here still lives in a dreamy world where he thinks the boy is worth saving .
They ( majority of the ones that died ) weren't the MAIN characters of the movie , and yet they ended up dying in vain ! If you ask me , I don't think it's THAT honorable dying for that wimp .
Characters whom I adore that dies in the end because of him :
1 ) Sirius Black - When I found out Sirius was about to die , I wanted to shove J.K Rowling down the Hudson River and let the fishes finger her to death . Sirius was Hairy's godfather . Besides Snape and Remus , he is by right the coolest wizard ever known in the Harry Potter series . And he had to die in the end ..
Fuck you , J.K Rowling .
2 ) Dumbledore - I don't like him that much , but I've gotta hand it to him .
It takes a brave but big loser to dedicate the remainder of his life protecting a useless wizard .
3 ) Severus Snape - Yes , yes . The ' bad ' guy .
By his appearance and his passion to bully Harry on a daily basis , he might look like a nasty fellow . But in truth , Snape was my all-time favorite character . I mean , for God's sake he's Alan Rickman !
Once you get to know Alan Rickman , Snape's role in Harry Potter will not look that bad of a person . Trust me , I know . Besides , Snape and Dumbledore had made a pact long , long ago to protect Harry . And get this ..
Snape has a crush on Lily Potter ( Harry's mum ) back when she's alive . He is by far my favorite and most complex character of the Potter series . And played to perfection by Alan Rickman , who was born for the role of Professor Snape .
I can never get tired watching this .
Once more , fuck you , J.K Rowling .
4 ) Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks - I had a mild stroke when J.K Rowling's last book tells the tale of Remus being killed at the Battle of Hogwarts ( Nymphadora suffering the same fate as well ) . Remus was played by a brilliant actor who cared for that , Potter boy. Throughout his entire acting role in the movies , Remus looked after Harry dedicatedly without question . And what does he get in return?
Killed along with his wife , and never getting the chance to know his son ( was a baby when Remus and his wife died ) .
Fuck you , J.K Rowling .
5 ) Fred Weasley , twin brother of George Weasley - Well , the twins had nothing to do with Voldemort . And they died .
Fuck you once more , J.K Rowling .
6 ) Many , many more who participated in the Battle of Hogwarts . Which leads the tally to 10-15 and above .
I have nothing personal against Daniel Radcliffe . I mean , he's a brilliant actor . He stood up to take the role of ' useless-Harry ' when no one else would . And he acted it out well . Hats off to him .
But my real grudge is on Harry Potter and J.K Rowling .
Someone should shave her bald and style her as
Voldemort , in the flash !
While Potter can use a giant dildo and
fuck himself silly .
I can't wait for the next movie . This time , the movie revolves the life of Potter settling down with Ginny , having lots of sex and babies in a quiet cottage down Glasgow , sipping tea and crumpets while J.K Rowling ends up as their house-keeper , and Voldemort as their friendly gay neighbour .
And they'll all go out with the Queen Mother on Friday the 13th , chatting about the past where they used to kill each other , laughing it up over tea and scones .
Oh ! Here's a spoiler for you guys ;
The half blood prince is actually the name
of an old , advanced magic book .
Written and owned by none other than ,
Severus Snape ..
So yea .
He's , the Half-Blood Prince .
of an old , advanced magic book .
Written and owned by none other than ,
Severus Snape ..
So yea .
He's , the Half-Blood Prince .
My conclusion :
This movie hasn't got a REAL duel scene at all . Not ONE . So , paying RM 12 to watch a couple of idiots licking their balls while talking big is not worth it . I rather watch Edison Chen's scandal with his mother. But the fiery scene at the cave by Dumbledore was pretty cool . ( Now , that's what I wanna' see ! )
Forgotten what it's like to watch
REAL ' Harry Potter ' movies ,
L♥ve ,
Jaden
Jaden
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