Tagged

I've been tagged .

Now , usually I don't do tags but this one really is quite interesting .

Gives me the chance to explain myself a little bit more , so I've decided to answer this tag made by God knows who .

Before that , I personally would like to thank Ai Ling , Mike and Chun Ming for the unbelievable ( surprising ) list of questions in this tag .


I don't love you guys , anymore . (:



Tagged by : Mike , Ai Ling and Chun Ming .

1 ) Your name ?
Jaden .

2 ) Where are you now ?
In my room .

3 ) 3 things you love .
- music
- food
- June

4 ) 3 things you hate .
- the bastard in school .
- the bitch he hooked up with .
- black music ( no offence )

5 ) One particular type of food you will not eat in the car .
Something fishy , or squiddy .. -.-

6 ) Ever been caught ?
Yes . By BBI ' officials ' .

7 ) Ever made out with a girl/boy ?
Yes , but not with a boy .__.

8 ) 2 things your most afraid of .
- clowns
- clowns =p

When do you want to do the following :
Smoking - Never .
Start a band - I wish .
Stop having sex - No comment ... -__-
Have sex ? - Err , whenever the legal age allows me to do so . And when she's ready .
Become President of United States - Nah . Hate to be run a loser country .
Become a movie star - If given the chance , maybe .
Do drugs - Nope .

9 ) What is your most memorable moment ?
I guess , whenever I have dinner with her , or when I'm at Fraser's Hill . Love that place . =D

Who comes to mind when I say the word :
Comedy stylings - Cedric and Terence Tan
Condoms - Anton . =P
Potential Victoria Secret model/s - Desmond .___.
Desperate Househusband / wife - Kavitraa , Ai Ling and Derek .
Porn stars - No comment . -.-
Obama's Vice President - Daniel Ong , Jeremiah and Pn Heng ( she most likely will change the world ) .
The next person that'll become Prime Minister - Hafiz ( his dream IS to become PM )

10 ) What will you do if you bumped into Megan Fox ?
Use your wildest imaginations . (:

11 ) If the boy/girl you fancy in class admitted his/her love to you , what is/are your reactions ?
I'd tell her I'm flattered , but she should know I'm taken . We still could be friends , right ? (:

12 ) If your ambition did not work out so well , what will you fall back on ?
Haven't really thought about it . A pilot , I guess .

13 ) One Hollywood celebrity you wish you were ?
Maybe , Hugh Grant . Very charismatic .

14 ) A chinese celebrity/actor/actress you wish you were ?
Jet Li . He looks cool .

15 ) A Bollywood celebrity/actor/actress you wish you were ?
Shahid Kapoor . He , looks fairly cool as well .

16 ) A girl in school you'd make out with ?
....... no comment .

17 ) One event you wish you had a chance to redo ?
Wait till' I've had sex . Maybe I could try another position if it gets too awkward the first time .

18 ) A car you hate the most .
Kancil . I'd stuff that midget in a fish's butthole and laugh my way to the riverbank .

19 ) 3 shows/movies you can't live without .
- Desperate Housewife
- Titanic
- Mrs Doubtfire

20 ) In a word or a sentence , describe the following :
AIDS - Dangerous
Gay marriage - Err , my total respect for those lucky few .
Male care products - It's about time ! =D
Scandals - I've experienced it first hand .
Casual sex - Err , if you're casual about it . LoL .
Thai manchicks - Don't ever go to Thailand to get laid . You might find yourself in a ' sticky ' situation .

21 ) What will be your reaction if you woke up one morning as Megan Fox ?
I think , that the chances of me waking up as Megan Fox is MUCH LESS than the chances of me waking up next to Megan Fox . Haha .

22 ) What will be your reaction if you woke up as T.I , Soulja Boy or Sean Kingston ?
What every other person in this world would do .
Hang myself at the kitchen ceiling .

Are you ready to ..
Be gay - Nope .
Have sex - I don't know .
Get lawsuits - Bite me , bitches .
Punch the thing next to you - Punch the wall ? O.O
Be your idol - Yesss !! Roger Federer . =D
Have children - * coughs coughs *
Throw a strip party - If there's anyone open-minded enough to attend.
Buy a pet fish - What ... ?

23 ) 3 places you want to go on a vacation .
- Italy
- Ireland
- Switzerland

24 ) Your thoughts about the first woman President/Prime Minister ?
Hmmm . Anything's possible these days .
You enjoy a chocolate bar today , they'd suck it out of your system tomorrow . LoL .

25 ) Are you into weird stuffs ?
If tennis is regarded as weird , than yes .

26 ) Have you reached puberty ?
-.-

27 ) Do you have these on yourself :
Armpit hair : ...........
Moustache : Little bit . I guess .
Genital hair : ..............................................
Adam's Apple : Yeah .
Proper weight : No , I think . I'm under-weight .
Proper height : Still not satisfied .

28 ) In the near future , you are prone to ..
Be the best in tennis . =D

29 ) One character in Lord of the Rings / Transformers / Harry Potter / Narnia , you wish you ARE NOT .
Harry Potter ( Hairy Bladder ) A fag of his own class .

30 ) Hugs or kisses ?
Both . ;D

31 ) How old do you think you'll be permanently owned by your lover?

When I graduate from uni?

6 things i say too often :

Kidney stones !

Blardy hell .

Shut up .

Sex fantasies . xD

Don't waste my time .

Go and die , just go and die ..

Sei pokai .


6 things that I am passionate about :

Tennis
Sleeping
Eating

Movies

Music

Hanging with Friends

Jokes

A decent slice of pizza .

32 ) Your comments on this tag ?
I've been in worse conditions . Had fun though . Haha .

***********

I've had fun .

More importantly , I've had fun with you at Pyramid , my dear . (;

- I am not obliged to post
pictures of June in my blog .
It's private and confidential .
Wanna' see her ?
Ask me and I'll show the picture
of her through my phone -

I adore you so much ,



L♥ve ,
Jaden