Thursday, October 22, 2009

You Could Have Loved Me Better

The Form Three students of 2009 almost died yesterday .

No . No wars whatsoever .

We were battling to save our mental health from being pulverized to pulp .

Yesterday , at SMK USJ 12 the Form Three students spent a whole day in school ( that's right , 6 long hours ) in a hall , listening to the teachers give out briefings about the various streams available in the school for next year.

Yes .

Let me just highlight the fact ( again ) , that we nearly died of mental disorder .

They didn't even prepare for us chairs to sit on . Yes folks , they made us sit on our backsides for 6 long hours .

Honestly , I'd rather stick a cactus up my butt while singing " Sounds of Music " .

I'll tell ya , it's the worst moment of my life since the time us Form Three's were forced to sit on hard , solid cement floors during orientation .

Yes , once again , no chairs ..


During the briefing , many of us could have died in three various ways ;

1 ) The bones of our butt cracks and our entire fucking skeletal system collapses .

2 ) Our ears bleed blood due to some of the teacher's nazal voices .

3) The teachers catch us talking and screws us up our ass .

3 ) Or , all of the above .


Terrible . Plain terrible .

There's this male teacher ( Science stream ) with his high pitched , very high frequency , EXTREMELY HIGH voice-tone which I think , can only be measured using decibells above 150+ .

And he wasn't even using a microphone ...

When he picked up the microphone , I was like ..

" Oh well ,
I lived a good life .. "


God ! It was terrible .

His voice , I think , is strong enough to invoke the dead back to life !

Fucked up !


Not only the fact that the teachers take turns to show off their make-up filled faces , and their hideous body shapes ..

They also took turns to show how they were in control over us .

Many of them tried . Only like , three succeeded .

Again , fucked up !



You see , in many briefings / meetings /gatherings , the participants are given CHAIRS !

Yes ! Chairs , people ! A simple and basic tool of life that keeps your butt clean , and also keeps you backside , on the back side !

I don't get it . Why can't they let us sit on chairs ?

It's not like there wasn't any !

This can be a testimonial that our school is too cheap and cruel to give their students chairs to sit on during briefings .

I mean , before PMR , we were treated like princes and princesses . Now ....

Even if one of us wants to jump off the edge of the school building , their ( the teachers ) reactions will be ;

1 ) Go ahead and jump .

2 ) Jump ! Jump ! I support you !

3 ) * whispers to other teachers * " Let him jump first . We'll see what happens next "


So , to sum it all up , this is how terrible our school provides their ' hospitality ' to us .

1 ) All of us go home with broken backbones and our assholes shrinking in size ( another factor that causes constipation ) .

2 ) All of us going home either deaf , bleeding though our eyes and ears or we end up mentally retarded .

Today ! There's another briefing .

I made a wise choice , to which I think , most other students would have done the same .


Be absent from school .


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" Are our forests worth more to us
dead than alive ? "
- Raja Muda Nazrin


Raja Muda Nazrin , Crown Prince of Perak , is disturbed by the alarming decline of large mammals at the Royal Belum Rainforest due to inadequate laws and ineffective enforcement.

He said poaching of wildlife including tigers and elephants was still a major problem at Royal Belum despite its status as a protected forest.


“ This indicates that despite the existence of numerous laws pertaining to wildlife protection, forestry and other aspects of natural resource management , they are either inadequate or they suffer from ineffective enforcement , ”

He said when opening a conference to develop an Integrated Master Plan for the Belum-Temengor Tropical Rainforest here yesterday .

Forests , he noted , were worth a lot in exchange for its timber , for industry and for agriculture , but in the long run , the price for it was too heavy for both the people and the country to pay .

“The price we pay is the change in climate , increased carbon dioxide levels ,

diminished fresh water supply , the depletion of a large proportion of our living species ,

the threat of natural disaster , and hence , our own existence , ” he added .


It has been so long since any Royal or political leaders have stated concern about the nature's best gifts , forests and it's wildlife , to name a few .

All the politics have really sidetracked the true reason of what we should strive to do .

Raja Muda Nazrin , a well-educated and wise Prince of Perak has been known for his advices on resolute in defending the monarchy from ridicule , has called all Malaysians to remember our Malaysian heroes and also called for unity among Malaysians .

If our country have more political leaders that has attributes like the Crown Prince's , we would not have to worry about anything , anymore .


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Check out the Top 5 songs of the Season at the bottom of this blog .

That's all for today .

Hope you enjoyed the agonizing experience of my schooling days !

It's alright though , school is almost over !




Lve ,
Jaden

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