Nobody Tells Me Nothin' ..

Hello earthlings !

November is here ! Which means the long-awaited holidays are here , everyone's drinking and playing , cars are crashing and burnin' , people are both laughing and dying ..

Oh , what times we had =D

Anyways , there are a few things I need to tell you all about .

First of , I am going to read out a sentence that only a very smart person can figure out what the joke is all about .

At first , I do not get it at all . After reviewing it twice , maybe three times , I still don't get it . But my mom told me the ' inside point ' about it and I cannot stop thinking about the genius of that line .

So , here it is .


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I was in heaven ,

I walked right up to the Pearly Gates ,

Then ,

I saw God .

He smiled to me .

He sneezed ,

I didn't know what to say ..

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If you fellow readers think you know the answer , tell me yeah ? I'll give you like , 10 bucks .

I'll post the answer after reading your answers at my c-box .

Trust me . It's the most funniest thing ever .

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As promised , here are the Maria Sharapova pictures .

I know how much Joel ( and the others ) love our female rendition of tennis players ( especially Masha ) .

Therefore , I took some time off and collected only the best , of the best pictures of Maria Sharapova .

Ladies and gentlemen , boys and girls , gays and lesbians of all kinds , I give you ..

Maria Sharapova ..
Tennis Princess of Russia .

It doesn't get any better ( or hotter ) than this .


P/S : I once told a friend I'd fall for a girl that plays tennis . I'd do anything to have her .
Too bad there are none (:

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I watched a movie just the other day .

It might easily be one of the most funniest but weirdest English action comedy film I have ever seen since Johnny English .

Hot Fuzz is a 2007 British action comedy film written by Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright and starring Pegg himself and Nick Frost .

The film follows two police officers attempting to solve a series of mysterious deaths in a small village .

I have like , one word for this movie .

Brilliant !


It's both hilarious , and thrilling because Nicholas Angel ( Simon Pegg ) , a London police officer gets transfered to the quiet village of Sandford . Awkward enough , the village has a crime-free rate . Or so he thought .

Spoiler : The villagers altogether have a very sinister way to keep this town a crime-free village.

This film really , really does keep my on the edge of my seat but its comedic scenes are still capable of making me slide off the chair .


Catch this movie at Cinemax , channel 412 on Astro .

I rate this movie , a whopping 9/10 ~

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I took a friend of mine , Hwang Chiat to 3K today to have his first lesson of tennis .

He was alright , but he was slicing the ball more than whacking it . But awkwardly enough , the ball does fly to me at a certain speed .

Weird o.o

Anyways , I can only teach him so much . But if he really wants to learn/play more , I'm more than happy to take him on a game sometime later .

It was a cloudy ( no sun ) day , but it drizzlled abit . Not too much that it seriously affected our game . Anyways..

There were nobody at the badminton court at 3K today .

Usually , it will be packed filled with people smashing their ways to hell . But , nothing can be heard inside the hall but the sounds of our echoes and the silence of the walls .

Weird o.o

I came back after that , feeling exhausted as ever . Perhaps it is because we have to pick up the tb ( tennis balls ) everytime it hits the net or if it goes out of the court .

After troubling my grandmother ( God , she has done so much for me ) , she fetched me to and fro . Upon arriving home , I took a nice warm bath amisdt the cold weather , dried my hair and jumped on bed half naked .

Yes .

Weird o.o

This really doesn't sound like me at all . I guess my daily agenda got screwed up bad today .

And not to mention ,

Roger Federer lost the finals at his hometown Basel , Switzerland to the Joker , Novak Djokovic of Serbia .

This doesn't rarely happen . This all seems too weird to me as it seems like yesterday that we've all just witnessed Roger Federer's ' between-the-legs ' shot when he played against The Joker at the US Open .

I don't get it . Perhaps Novak's getting his game on . Perhaps Roger is dropping in standard . Or perhaps he is getting old .


Weird ! o.o

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Alright peeps !

I've done my part talking .

Now it's your turn to finish reading .

Hope you enjoyed this long ( but interesting ) post .

See you all again some time soon .




- Jaden -