Shit Just Got Real !

If you were strawberries in a cup ,

I'd take a dozen of them , fill it with whipped cream
and savor every last one of you .

Greetings earthlings !

If you were paying attention to my previous posts , I told of a joke that has a deeper meaning . An ' inside point ' .

Well . As promised , I'm about to reveal the whole point of that particular joke . Honestly , that joke has already been yesterdays news to me . But , truth be told that it WAS funny when I first heard of it .


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I was in heaven ,

I walked right up to the Pearly Gates ,

Then ,

I saw God .

He smiled to me .

He sneezed ,

I didn't know what to say ..

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The Point : As what Terence and many of you guessed ( God bless you ) , that was not accurately correct .
True . People say " God bless you " when someone sneezes . But the fact here is that God himself sneezed . So , " I " was standing infront of God when suddenly he sneezed , and I was left speechless as I could not say " God bless you " . Because ,
He was God himself .. Which lead to ,
" I didn't know what to say .. "



Alright . Now that's cleared up , I have another joke for you .

Try reading this out loud , might make the joke more funnier ( for some )

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About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Chinese had to leave Italy . Naturally there was a big uproar from the Chinese community . So the Pope made a deal .
He would have a religious debate with a member of the Chinese community . If the Chinese wins , they could stay . If the Pope wins , the Chinese would have to leave .
The Chinese realized that they had no other choice . So they picked an old man named Ah Pek to represent them .
As Ah Pek was not conversant in Italian language , he asked for one condition to be added to the debate .
'' To be fair '' , he said, '' neither side would be allowed to talk '' . The Pope agreed .
On the day of the big debate , Ah Pek and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute .
Then the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers . Ah Pek looked back at him and raised one finger .
The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head .
Ah Pek pointed to the ground at where he sat .
The Pope pulled out a loaf and a glass of wine .
Ah Pek pulled out an apple .
The Pope stood up and said : '' I give up . This man is too good in religious knowledge . The Chinese can stay . ''
An hour later , the cardinals were all around the Pope asking him what happened . The Pope said , '' First I held up three fingers to represent the holy trinity . He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there was still one God common to both our religions .
Then I waved my finger around me to show him that God was all around us . He responded by pointing to the ground and showing that God was also right here with us .
I pulled out the wine and loaf to show that God absolves all sin . He showed me an apple to remind us of the origin of sin . He had an answer for everything . What could I do ?? ''
Meanwhile , the Chinese community also crowded around Ah Pek and asked him what's happened in the debate . '' Well '' , said Ah Pek .
'' First he indicated to me that all Chinese had 3 days to get out of here . I raised my third finger and asked him to fuck off , and that none of us was leaving . Then he pointed that this whole city would be cleared of Chinese . I showed him that we are staying right here . ''
" What about the loaf and wine ? " , asked the Chinese community .
'' I don't know '' , said Ah Pek ,

'' He took out his lunch , and I took out mine ."

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This joke is not intended to insult anyone of any kind and race . This joke is for amusement purposes and please do not take this seriously .

But seriously , how can you look me straight in the eye and honestly tell me this joke is not funny.

xDDDDDD

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I've uploaded so far , Ana Ivanovic and Maria Sharapova pictures . I think it's only fair that the world number one female tennis player gets a tribute as well .

So here it is , humble yet incredible pictures of the great

Serena Williams ,
World Number One .







I agree 100% about this .

Two of my Wimbledon champions .

And now , the dynamic duo of the Williams clan .

Either one has got the back of the other .

When you see both Williams Sisters charging towards a ball
just to get it back to you , the wisest of choice is to just avoid them ..


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Alright . I'm gonna go now .

Oh , and if your about to die of boredom at home right now , check out the Top 5 Songs of the Season .

Those songs will give you one heck of a time dancing , or singing along . Trust me .

P/S : I love Paparazzi , by Lady Gaga !


Until then , peeps !



- Jaden -