There was this man who muttered a few words in
church and found himself married .
A year later he muttered something in his sleep
and found himself divorced .
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Greetings earthlings !
As many of you know by now ( for those who actually reads the newspaper ) , Rafael Nadal has been beaten again by Nikolay Davydenko of Russia .
At the Qatar Open finals , Nadal won the first set by a whopping 6-0 . However , Davydenko fought back hard and won the second set by 7-6 .
The bald Russian once again won the third set by 6-4 to win the Qatar Open title . Which means, Rafael Nadal's title drought goes on after his defeat to Nikolay Davydenko .
The one who overcame Nadal in the finals also overcame the current number one tennis player in the world , Roger Federer .
At the Qatar Open semi-finals , Roger Federer lost to the Russian in straight sets by 6-4 , 6-4 .
Once again , the bald-Russian spoiled what's supposed to be a Roger Federer-Rafael Nadal final match ( to which I was really looking forward to )
Anyways .
Next Monday ( 18th January 2010 ) , Roger Federer's conquest to add yet another GrandSlam to his collection begins at the '' Land Down Under '' .
Will Federer be able to keep his record of 15 GrandSlams going ? Or will this year's Australian Open title go to yet another unsuspecting competitor like what happened at the US Open finals (Juan Martin Del Potro's shocking victory over Roger Federer) .
Only God knows .
In women's tennis , Justine Henin and Kim Cljisters of Belgium are set to dominate the women's tennis and show the world that a new era of Belgian women tennis players is about to begin .
However , Serena Williams is not going to hand over the title that easily as she has already sent a warning to her rivals to beware of her .
After demolishing Maria Jose Martinez Sanchez at the Sydney Invitational tournament by 6-1 , 6-2 , the women's category should be aware of her desperate need to win at the Australian Open.
Maria Sharapova , who has gone through a disasterous season last year due to her shoulder injury , is also set to fight her way back to winning herself the Australian Open in order to prove that she is the Wimbledon princess she once was .
But with her newly renewed deal with Nike thats worth 75million , I don't think she has anything to worry about in the near future .
As many of you know by now ( for those who actually reads the newspaper ) , Rafael Nadal has been beaten again by Nikolay Davydenko of Russia .
At the Qatar Open finals , Nadal won the first set by a whopping 6-0 . However , Davydenko fought back hard and won the second set by 7-6 .
The bald Russian once again won the third set by 6-4 to win the Qatar Open title . Which means, Rafael Nadal's title drought goes on after his defeat to Nikolay Davydenko .
The one who overcame Nadal in the finals also overcame the current number one tennis player in the world , Roger Federer .
At the Qatar Open semi-finals , Roger Federer lost to the Russian in straight sets by 6-4 , 6-4 .
Once again , the bald-Russian spoiled what's supposed to be a Roger Federer-Rafael Nadal final match ( to which I was really looking forward to )
Anyways .
Next Monday ( 18th January 2010 ) , Roger Federer's conquest to add yet another GrandSlam to his collection begins at the '' Land Down Under '' .
Will Federer be able to keep his record of 15 GrandSlams going ? Or will this year's Australian Open title go to yet another unsuspecting competitor like what happened at the US Open finals (Juan Martin Del Potro's shocking victory over Roger Federer) .
Only God knows .
In women's tennis , Justine Henin and Kim Cljisters of Belgium are set to dominate the women's tennis and show the world that a new era of Belgian women tennis players is about to begin .
However , Serena Williams is not going to hand over the title that easily as she has already sent a warning to her rivals to beware of her .
After demolishing Maria Jose Martinez Sanchez at the Sydney Invitational tournament by 6-1 , 6-2 , the women's category should be aware of her desperate need to win at the Australian Open.
Maria Sharapova , who has gone through a disasterous season last year due to her shoulder injury , is also set to fight her way back to winning herself the Australian Open in order to prove that she is the Wimbledon princess she once was .
But with her newly renewed deal with Nike thats worth 75million , I don't think she has anything to worry about in the near future .
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Well , you all know what the bastard in my school has done to me . We all know even more about what he looks like and what his trying to be like every minute of every second .
Anyways . My classmate , Kaveen , has just made my day the other day in school .
He told me and a couple of my friends that the bastard's bitch , looks like a spastic child ! And Berwin continued saying that she also looks like a rat !
To which , I fully agree with them both !
However , I just had to give Kaveen the first' high-5 ' for pointing out the TRUTH about how the universal bitch in my school really looks like .
Until today , I can still remember the way Kaveen described her and I thank him for it !
Ah , nothing really made me happier that day .
But I really just can't stand something .
The more I try to get away from them is the more they keep coming to me .
I thank God that the bastard wasn't in the same class as me this year . No , really . I really did thanked the ' big man ' himself for not letting him be in the same class as me .
Until one dark and unfortunate day , a fat figure stepped into my class and took a seat ..
I couldn't believe my eyes , I'm telling ya' .
He just won't leave me alone , won't he ? I mean ..
His bitch is in the pure science stream , so why doesn't he join his bitch in conquest to dominate that stream with their pathetic excuses for a human being ? But no ..
He HAD to come to the sub-science class . No . More importantly , he HAD to have come to MY class ! The class to which I have come to known and fully love it because there were no presence of the jerk in action .
I hope to God that he reads this post and truly understands how much I hate not only him , but his guts as well .
And while I'm at it , I might as well explain to you all that I DO NOT have anything against the bastard's bitch at the pure science stream .
I don't really give much of a damn if she wants to continue her foolish yet useless vengeance against me . She can bite me .
It's the fat , obnoxious , pathetic piece of cow's dung in my class that really pisses my ass off . Oh , how I could just wish that he'll die in a slow and painful way due to obesity and diabetes (I noticed he eats two packs of rice during recess today) .
Anyways . My classmate , Kaveen , has just made my day the other day in school .
He told me and a couple of my friends that the bastard's bitch , looks like a spastic child ! And Berwin continued saying that she also looks like a rat !
To which , I fully agree with them both !
However , I just had to give Kaveen the first' high-5 ' for pointing out the TRUTH about how the universal bitch in my school really looks like .
Until today , I can still remember the way Kaveen described her and I thank him for it !
Ah , nothing really made me happier that day .
But I really just can't stand something .
The more I try to get away from them is the more they keep coming to me .
I thank God that the bastard wasn't in the same class as me this year . No , really . I really did thanked the ' big man ' himself for not letting him be in the same class as me .
Until one dark and unfortunate day , a fat figure stepped into my class and took a seat ..
I couldn't believe my eyes , I'm telling ya' .
He just won't leave me alone , won't he ? I mean ..
His bitch is in the pure science stream , so why doesn't he join his bitch in conquest to dominate that stream with their pathetic excuses for a human being ? But no ..
He HAD to come to the sub-science class . No . More importantly , he HAD to have come to MY class ! The class to which I have come to known and fully love it because there were no presence of the jerk in action .
I hope to God that he reads this post and truly understands how much I hate not only him , but his guts as well .
And while I'm at it , I might as well explain to you all that I DO NOT have anything against the bastard's bitch at the pure science stream .
I don't really give much of a damn if she wants to continue her foolish yet useless vengeance against me . She can bite me .
It's the fat , obnoxious , pathetic piece of cow's dung in my class that really pisses my ass off . Oh , how I could just wish that he'll die in a slow and painful way due to obesity and diabetes (I noticed he eats two packs of rice during recess today) .
I spit in his general direction .
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Okay .
I've opened up to you readers today about the upcoming tennis events that might change Roger's life and my hatred towards the ONE person that can make my day a living hell .
I hope I have not caused anyone of you too much of a trouble as I really need a place to talk my hearts out .
Other than that , my life's perfect !
Great friends , great food and I'm filthy rich with all the money I've collected since I've got my PMR results till' my birthday .
Adrian was kind enough to give me a red packet in school today .
A big thanks to Adrian Tang !
So , I'll see you guys some other time yeah ?
Signing off ,
- Jaden -
I've opened up to you readers today about the upcoming tennis events that might change Roger's life and my hatred towards the ONE person that can make my day a living hell .
I hope I have not caused anyone of you too much of a trouble as I really need a place to talk my hearts out .
Other than that , my life's perfect !
Great friends , great food and I'm filthy rich with all the money I've collected since I've got my PMR results till' my birthday .
Adrian was kind enough to give me a red packet in school today .
A big thanks to Adrian Tang !
So , I'll see you guys some other time yeah ?
Signing off ,
- Jaden -
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