If a vegetarian eats vegetables ,

What does a humanitarian eat ?



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Hello peeps !

It's great to see you all again after my ridiculously long hiatus .

As you all should have known by now , I wasn't able to access my blog for quite some time . Apparently the problem was something to do with my computer settings . No idea how the hell that could have happened though .

And throughout my time on hiatus I have seen , heard and experienced a lot of things to which there's no point discussing it all with you all .

Because , all of that pales in comparison to what's ahead of us .

CHINESE NEW YEAR !

To all of the Chinese in Malaysia , this is the time where we welcome the incoming new year , Chinese style .

It is during this time , where we celebrate with family , friends , neighbours , dogs , cats , insects and strangers . It's a moment where strangers all around the country come together to one common goal and that is ..

To decorate their household/offices ridiculously . During which time , we decorate our house with red paper , red cloths , red decorations and even the ever-economical plastic gold that are common in Chinese prayer shops .

There are lots of things one can enjoy about Chinese New Year .

MY favorite things to do during Chinese New Year is ,


1 ) The food . During this time of the year , I get to stuff myself with loads of food all around . If I am not out having breakfast , lunch or dinner , I am most likely at home eating junk food such as oranges , sweets and biscuits . Hail , to the vegetarian breakfast !


2 ) Red packets . This is the only time of the year where my source of income TRIPLES the amount . I have too many friends and family members to visit in an actual attempt to receive red packets filled with money and to devouring on their delicacies like parasites . The amount of cash received for Chinese New Year can last me for more than half a year depending on how much I'm using .


3 ) Friends & family . With my house boldly decorated by my mother and myself , it's the time to show off to everyone how serious we take this issue for granted . Besides that , I will usually invite some of my friends over to gamble and hang out . I usually have the tendency to lose tonnes of cash but it's all for the best . I mean , can you really put a price on the laughs between friends and the importancy of friendships we have ? No . Definitely not .


4 ) Chinese New Year songs - Ahh . The songs . I can still remember when I was a little boy back in Penang , I would hear Chinese New Year songs daily . My uncles and aunties will put on Chinese New Year songs all day round for no particular reason . It's not like anyone actually pays attention to the group of 5 on TV taking turns singing songs . I guess it's just to put on the mood of celebrating Chinese New Year . Nothing more .


5 ) New clothing . It's the time to put on mostly red clothes and run around showing everyone in the house that your clothing is much better than the others . Well , I don't do that . I look way better than anyone else in a simple red t-shirt . I do not need to even try . (:



This year I have a sixth number on my like-list .

It's really surprising as this year , Valentine's Day fall on the same day as Chinese New Year . This doesn't usually happen , right ? I mean , last year's Valentinie's Day was a few days before Chinese New Year . I think o.o

Which means , that this year I'm gonna get a boner while receiving cash !

WOW ! If only life was as easy as that , huh? Getting a huge boner by watching your girlfriend strip and in the mean time , getting loads of cash . Damn . That's a job I would work to anytime.

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There are two things I would like to share with you guys about the most adored teacher of my class , Pn Ong .




1 ) There's this boy in my class . His name is Kaveen . For those of you who know him well , medical help is on the way .

Anyways . My history teacher Pn Ong calls him '' choi-san '' as in God of Wealth because he sang the ''choi-san tou'' song in class that day . So on Wednesday , Pn Ong asked Kaveen to sing the full song on Friday infront of the class . It was a deal as Kaveen said 'okay' .
On Friday , Kaveen did not turn up in class .

Pn Ong asked

" where is choi-san ? "

We replied to her

" he is absent "

Then , Pn Ong popped open the joke of the day by saying ,

" Har ?! Choi san never come ?
Haiyo .. this year no money larrr .. "

2 ) Pn Ong was teaching us about the Indian civillisation . And the indian civilisation practised good habits as they believe in an afterlife . All of a sudden she stopped and told us a story .
She said ,

" This morning , I asked a boy to come pick up rubbish .
Then I told him that if he pick up rubbish and do good deeds ,
he will be repaid back with great things .
Then the boy say " ya.. ya .. "

After he turn around he go say
" pokai lar lao shi " . "

I cracked up real hard once she told us that . I couldn't stop laughing at that time . Throughout the day I would all of a sudden crack up a little bit once I recalled about that .

Some people are already starting to think I was crazy that day , laughing all by myself .

Well , there goes my reputation .

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Well . We have a few laughs , something to talk about ...

I'm just glad that I am able to share all of these fun stuffs with you guys once again . Let's just hope that the same thing will not happen again in the future .

I really can't live without blogging . It's already a passion .

Right now , I'm trying to imagine Terence getting laid by his own cousin . It's hard to imagine .. as nothing comes up !

So , for the last time ,

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR

&

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

Hoping to get loads of cash and boners .


Till next time .




- Jaden -