Tragic though it may be...

... it's still funny as hell that trainer got killed by a whale.

Come on, how many signs did they need?
1. It's a KILLER whale!
2. It had killed two people before, a trainer and someone who jumped in his tank in a drunken haze.
3. The people who sold him to SeaWorld warned them to only use him for breeding purposes.

Yes, it's sad that woman died. It's sad that there are some poor SeaWorld visitors who are scarred for life having seen it (though, truthfully, I wish I had been there, but I'm a sick, morbid individual - I do wonder, did those visitors who saw it happen get refunds, or did they have to pay extra?). But can anyone not snicker uncontrollably at the irony here?

Worst of all, he drug her down by her extremely long ponytail. Guess what, SeaWorld's next move is probably going to be to implement a hair length policy. "Your hair must be this short to ride on the whales."

Perhaps now people are starting to realize whales don't belong in, what is essentially a fish bowl, and used for our entertainment. They are starting to fight back. This is just the beginning. A coup is coming. Just wait until the trained sea lions start bitch slapping their trainers. And swimming with the dolphins means the dolphins lead the people straight into a tuna net. Just wait. This poor woman was just a sign ... a sign that the marine mammals will not be oppressed any longer.

FREE WILLY!! FREE WILLY!! FREE WILLY!!