" My name is Mary Alice Young. When you read this morning's paper, you may come across an article about the unusual day I had last week . Normally there's never anything newsworthy about my life . But that all changed last Thursday . Of course , everything seemed quite normal at first . I made breakfast for my family . I performed my chores . I completed my projects . I ran my errands . In truth , I spent the day as I spent every other day : quietly polishing the routine of my life until it gleamed with perfection . That's why it was so astonishing when I decided to go to my hallway closet and retrieve a revolver that had never been used . "
- Mary Alice Young
1965-2004
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Hello again , my fellow readers .
Today , there's nothing much to do . Actually , there ain't nothing to do come to think of it .
This boredom that initially killed off Tarzan and his gay party filled with gorillas and chimps could be the result of the lack of activities that can be done in this country . For instance , there ain't enough tennis courts or swimming pools that are readily for use in public .
I understand if neither me or you would like to swim with an retarded and over-sized business man that sweats even when he is IN the pool but that's no reason to compromise the future of young tennis players in Malaysia that literally needs the usage of tennis courts daily !
And don't get me started about the weather ..
Did you know at 10 am this morning , the temperature was 34 celcius ? Try to imagine the temperature in the afternoon !
You can practically melt the North and South pole twice and flood half of the world's population including the snail-sucking French and the german pork knucklehead fans in Germany .
I'm telling you , nothing in this world seems to be what it used to be . Everything's practically useless ! Everything is so useless , that it has become exactly like the part where you eagerly open the Victoria Secret catalog and all you see are the parts where they sell pants !
And because of the boredom frenzy that has struck across the nation affecting every man , woman and child from the angioplasty recovery room , I skipped school today . Hoping to catch a glinch of what my childhood used to be .
Scroll down abit and look to your left , ladies and gentlemen .
Yes , it's the picture of Andrea Bocelli . The great Italian tenor , the one whose voice was said to be God's voice ( by Celine Dion ) , the one whose voice can not only awaken the dead but also make the living die with the feeling that they have achieved premature ejaculation .
That's right . And for those of you who allegedly cannot see his picture on the left , please .. for God's sake .
Throw that useless and pathetic excuse for a computer that's apparently made of wood and replace it with a brand new and better computer technology so that we can all die in peace .
Now , in this video , you are about to see the beautiful countryside of Italy ( Lajatico , I presume ) where Mr. Bocelli here most likely spent most of his life growing up . He will sing " Io Ci Saro " which literally translates as " I Will Be There " in English at the Teatre of Silence , where he sings only once a year at that very special venue .
But wait , there's more ! This time , he is accompanied by the very famous , the very slick , the very odd-looking Asian professional pianist known as Lang Lang .
Who is Lang Lang you might ask ? Go to hell , might be the first sentence that crosses your mind when you think of him .
Well , not till' you see the way he plays . Apparently , he is endorsed by Rolex alongside with the number one tennis player , Roger Federer . Just go to the Shrine of all Knowledge ( Youtube ) and type " Rolex , Roger Federer , Lang Lang .. " etc .
You'll understand what I mean . So without further a due , load this damn video and enjoy while I drink up a can of Carlsberg hoping to God that most of you will like this .
* fingers crossed *
- Mary Alice Young
1965-2004
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Hello again , my fellow readers .
Today , there's nothing much to do . Actually , there ain't nothing to do come to think of it .
This boredom that initially killed off Tarzan and his gay party filled with gorillas and chimps could be the result of the lack of activities that can be done in this country . For instance , there ain't enough tennis courts or swimming pools that are readily for use in public .
I understand if neither me or you would like to swim with an retarded and over-sized business man that sweats even when he is IN the pool but that's no reason to compromise the future of young tennis players in Malaysia that literally needs the usage of tennis courts daily !
And don't get me started about the weather ..
Did you know at 10 am this morning , the temperature was 34 celcius ? Try to imagine the temperature in the afternoon !
You can practically melt the North and South pole twice and flood half of the world's population including the snail-sucking French and the german pork knucklehead fans in Germany .
I'm telling you , nothing in this world seems to be what it used to be . Everything's practically useless ! Everything is so useless , that it has become exactly like the part where you eagerly open the Victoria Secret catalog and all you see are the parts where they sell pants !
And because of the boredom frenzy that has struck across the nation affecting every man , woman and child from the angioplasty recovery room , I skipped school today . Hoping to catch a glinch of what my childhood used to be .
Nothing .
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Scroll down abit and look to your left , ladies and gentlemen .
Yes , it's the picture of Andrea Bocelli . The great Italian tenor , the one whose voice was said to be God's voice ( by Celine Dion ) , the one whose voice can not only awaken the dead but also make the living die with the feeling that they have achieved premature ejaculation .
That's right . And for those of you who allegedly cannot see his picture on the left , please .. for God's sake .
Throw that useless and pathetic excuse for a computer that's apparently made of wood and replace it with a brand new and better computer technology so that we can all die in peace .
Now , in this video , you are about to see the beautiful countryside of Italy ( Lajatico , I presume ) where Mr. Bocelli here most likely spent most of his life growing up . He will sing " Io Ci Saro " which literally translates as " I Will Be There " in English at the Teatre of Silence , where he sings only once a year at that very special venue .
But wait , there's more ! This time , he is accompanied by the very famous , the very slick , the very odd-looking Asian professional pianist known as Lang Lang .
Who is Lang Lang you might ask ? Go to hell , might be the first sentence that crosses your mind when you think of him .
Well , not till' you see the way he plays . Apparently , he is endorsed by Rolex alongside with the number one tennis player , Roger Federer . Just go to the Shrine of all Knowledge ( Youtube ) and type " Rolex , Roger Federer , Lang Lang .. " etc .
You'll understand what I mean . So without further a due , load this damn video and enjoy while I drink up a can of Carlsberg hoping to God that most of you will like this .
* fingers crossed *
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Alas , it's been a while since I've uploaded videos of our favorite tennis player , Roger Federer .
So , load up these videos , sit back and enjoy the videos I have handpicked for you .
For starters , let's watch this video where our poor Swiss fellow misses a backhand shot . All YOU have to do is turn on the volume and watch closely . You'll definitely know when it happens ..
And what about this ?
A tribute video of Federer accompanied by the music " Human" by The Killers .
In this video , Federer will be featured on every single match he's played known to mankind . Including the ones where he lost to Nadal at the Aussie Open and the Wimbledon . So , there's no sense of bias in this video but most of the unbelievable shots that occur in this video has been perfectly executed by the maestro himself .
So , load up these videos , sit back and enjoy the videos I have handpicked for you .
For starters , let's watch this video where our poor Swiss fellow misses a backhand shot . All YOU have to do is turn on the volume and watch closely . You'll definitely know when it happens ..
And what about this ?
A tribute video of Federer accompanied by the music " Human" by The Killers .
In this video , Federer will be featured on every single match he's played known to mankind . Including the ones where he lost to Nadal at the Aussie Open and the Wimbledon . So , there's no sense of bias in this video but most of the unbelievable shots that occur in this video has been perfectly executed by the maestro himself .
Towards the end of this video , it gets really exciting and intense .
A video worth watching .
A video worth watching .
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Oh darn . It's time for me to take my leave . It's already 4pm and I need to start working out for next week's MSSD competition .
In case some of you readers are new here , I took part in the tennis competition between schools all around Subang and Petaling ( I think ) .
I've got my eyes on the prize and let's just pray that my shots work perfectly on that particular day to avoid the heavy and traumatizing loss on the first day .
In case some of you readers are new here , I took part in the tennis competition between schools all around Subang and Petaling ( I think ) .
I've got my eyes on the prize and let's just pray that my shots work perfectly on that particular day to avoid the heavy and traumatizing loss on the first day .
Before that , I wanna' give a big shout-out to Adrian Tang
for allowing me to use his tennis racket all these while .
for allowing me to use his tennis racket all these while .
He is in fact , a good friend .
If your looking at the mirror it's ,
Off signing ,
- Jaden -
If your looking at the mirror it's ,
Off signing ,
- Jaden -
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