Thursday, May 13, 2010


Grant me strength to accept the things I cannot change ,
The courage to change things that I can
And the wisdom to know the difference .

- Antonidas
Grand Magus of Kirin Tor






Hello peeps .

In case most of you do not know who the old man above is , he is in fact none other than Antonidas , Grand Magus , leading mage of Kirin Tor and de facto ruler of Dalaran .

Supremacy over mystical powers and magic was his specialty . Most likely the most powerful wizard at his era . His student was the Archmage , Jaina Proudmoore .

Of course , one must fully study the story of Warcraft to really understand the places , titles and names of the characters . Yes ladies and gentlemen , I do play Warcraft just so you didn't know .

Antonidas was killed by the fallen prince , Arthas during the invasion of Dalaran . He was 72 years old .



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Holy crocomoly , my mid-year examinations are around the corner !

I mean literally around the corner . It's not long from now I will be seated in the exam hall , tackling the-mid year exam papers that will determine my future in this ever materialistic society .

Of course , I have been preparing a little for this upcoming siege , but nevertheless I am definitely not ready for most of the subjects . So , do not assume I will get plenty of A's in this examination . Screw that thought off your head .

Anyways , due to the examinations that will last me 2-3 weeks , please bear with me as my usage of the computer will decrease drastically , forcefully making me unable to update my blog that often .

But really , what use are this examinations that the government put for us every 3 months once is for ? I think it's a waste of time , money and trees .

First of , going through all the hassle of making test questions for us is far too big of a responsibility for a teacher I think . We shouldn't harass them every 3 months , forcing them to make test papers ( which I think they despise it as well ) to which in the end , most of the papers will be dumped or thrown away .

Secondly , all the money spent to photostat an average of 40 sets of test papers PER class could be used to upgrade fascilities that most students could use like proper chairs and tables , fans that work in the physics or chemistry labs and most important of all is in fact toilets that can actually be flushed to avoid any constant vomitting once you've smelt the aura of darkness in the restroom .

Last but not least , trees .

Everyone is going around complaining to their goverment , socialists and their dogs about how much trees are being cut down and subsequently causing global warming and landslides .

As I've mentioned above , an average of 40 sets of test papers PER class will be made every 3 months for 4 times in a year . Talk about global warming at it's highest level .. Now , I don't care how important it is to impress our neighbouring countries with our high examination levels and grades .

No one messes around with mother nature . No one should . That's the only reason why people these days are going all out in support of mother nature , each purchasing a T-shirt that says


" Save the trees . Say
NO to exams " .


As humans at the very peak of our intelligence , we should really come up with a solution . I for one do not know how but , using computers to answer test questions could be one of the answers to all our problems . But again , we're consuming a lot of electricity .


Therefore , as a conclusion to all of this , all I have to say is ..






Screw the exams .



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Here are the continuous post of Whose Line Is It Anyway videos .

This time , here is an Infomercial about bad breath by Colin and Ryan and a game of Sound Effects also by Ryan and Colin .

Notice how I only post videos featuring these two talented improvisers . As far as I'm concerned , these two are the best . Ryan can come up with all sorts of jokes and Colin has a wide variety of improv up his sleeves .

And , Colin is the only one that can make Ryan crack up . No joke .









" And believe me , you don't need a nose that size to smell it . "








" I didnt' bring any weapons . "
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..
...
" My pants are full of em' . "













" We must be out of gas . Let's push it . "




It's the second time I've seen Drew Carey crack up like crazy since the Richard Simmons episode. It's not easy to crack him up . Only Colin , Ryan and Richard Simmons can (:




Cheers , to Colin and Ryan .



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Yes , I have received confirmation that the world number one shuttler , Lee Chong Wei has been dispatched by his ever-fierce rival from China , Lin Dan .

Our poor Chong Wei wasn't looking too good after his lost the first set . Our ' datuk ' looked like he just finished giving birth during the second set , to which the Chinese ace took control with plenty of startling finishers and smashes .

Most of the points were wasted as our skinny shuttler hit the net on so many occasions , leaving the world number two in total domination . He was definitely on fire as point after point won , he curled up his fist in victory .

The Penangite was definitely no match at that time as Lin Dan took charge with full momentun , leaving our Malaysian fans stunned and seated at their places , hoping to God a miracle would save their beloved number one . It is visible that the fans of the Chinese were on their feet all the time , cheering on their Chinese behemoth as he took one step closer in winning the match .

During the first set which the Chinese ace grabbed hold off , there was a spark between the two shuttlers as everytime the Malaysian smashes the crowd went " Yeah " whereas when the Chinese smashed they went " Boo " . There definitely was a psychological edge in favor for Chong Wei with hundreds of fans cheering him on .

However , after slipping up the first set Chong Wei doesn't seem to have it in him any more . His shots are less sharp and his movements ( you can see it during long rallies ) are slow and slumpy. Perhaps he ate too much KFC before the match like he did a few years back ?

Lin Dan ended it with a slow smash heading towards the Malaysian , to which Chong Wei simply let it go in despair . The Chinese ended it by taking off his shirt and giving the fans a sneak preview of his dance moves ( I hope he doesn't quit his day job ) .

The match ended with a shocking 21-17 , 21-8 . Yes , ladies and gentlemen .


8 !



One with brains would ask , " how the hell did he let Lin Dan take control like that ? ".

Well , the answer is obvious I guess . He doesn't have the edge against Lin Dan on any court and he is obviously scared of his old time nemesis . I cannot remember a game where Chong Wei actually wins Lin Dan . Perhaps , that's because he hasn't .






This is why I do not support ANY of our Malaysian badminton players . They do not seem to deserve being called number one .

Good stuff , Chong Wei !



















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Okay , I think I have done my part of the promise .

And it's time for me to go now . Sleep and what not .

There's still one thing that's going through my mind right now .. something I simply cannot tell anyone at all .

It's .. disturbing .




Loves ,


- Jaden -

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