Saturday, May 22, 2010

Those who are skilled in combat
do not become angered ,
Those who are skilled at winning
do not become afraid .
Thus the wise win before they fight ,
while the ignorant fight to win .

- Zhuge Liang
Chancellor of Shu Han





Regarded as one of the most accomplished strategists of his era , Zhuge Liang's intelligence and tactics helped found the Kingdom of Shu Han .

Often depicted wearing a robe and holding a fan made of crane feathers , Zhuge Liang was not only an important military strategist and statesman; he was also an accomplished scholar and inventor .

His reputation as an intelligent and learned scholar grew even while he was living in relative seclusion , earning him the nickname " Wòlóng " or , "Sleeping Dragon" .

Zhuge Liang is known for creating diversions , concocting tactics and strategies like the " Stone Sentinal Maze " and the " Empty Fort Strategy " . He also invented the ever-useful Mantao buns , landmines and a repeating crossbow called a Zhuge Nu .

During the battle of Wu Zhang Plains which took place in 234 A.D during the Three Kingdoms Period , Zhuge Liang lead his fifth and last of the Northern Expeditions . During this famous standoff between the Shu and Wei Kingdom , Zhuge Liang fell ill due to exhaustion and his conditions had gotten worse everyday .

In the early autumn of 234 A.D , Zhuge Liang died at the age of 54 .




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Hello peeps !

Yes , after one week of non-stop , continous and on-going examinations that's currently brewing up a storm of stress and tension in my school , it has finally reached it's midpoint .

It's the weekends which means I have some time to pull up a chair and relax while listening to music and stuffing myself silly with loads of food . I have a big appetite okay ?

I have a lot to think of these days . Most of them are really personal issues that I am not that comfortable talking about it to anyone but to most of us , it might come to be a very easy-to-solve situation .

Unfortunately , I don't make a good solver .

Nevertheless , I press on with my ever-interesting life knowing that what doesn't kill me just makes me stronger !








Well , yesterday was my sister's birthday .

It was quite an occasion and she plays a prominent role in the family . In other words , she's quite a figure in the family and she is adored by many .

One of the obvious reasons is that she got herself a bouquet of roses yesterday , compliments of my aunt and my cousins . It really is something special as the others only receive the traditional red packet . Not that I'm complaining .

That night , we had a nice dinner at a restaurant where we are considered regular customers . The food's exquisite and it keeps you stuffed up for quite some time which means , you do not have to go to bed hungry .

Unfortunately , however , luck was not on my side . Again .

On Friday , I had my braces retightened and it definitely hurt a big deal . More than the usual . Which made me unable to chew properly during dinner . Oh , I cannot begin to imagine the amount of food I am forced to leave out due to the excruciating pain that's vibrating all over my mouth .

It kinda' feels like the agony when you listen to the foetus-singing dork , Justin Beaver . But I'd rather face the agony of my braces than to listen to that fag sing something so irrelevant in life .

I mean , if the kid wants to have a baby , go right ahead . He doesn't have to sing it out for us. I for one do not and will not give a sh!t about him even if he manages to score 10 babies at a go .


He can bite me .








Subang Jaya assemblyman , or should I say , assemblywoman Hannah Yeoh will be having a meeting with the humble yet demanding Subang Jaya residents tomorrow at 9 pm local time at the USJ 4 field .

There are three types of people who usually attends this kind of meetings .





First , we have the hardcore die-for-your-town residents that usually bring up all sorts of problems like pot-holes on roads or stray dogs running around causing mayhem to locals of all sort .

These type of people have no fear whatsoever and will bring forth their respective problems to their assemblyman with courage and faith in their hearts .




Then , there are the types of people who couldn't care much at all about the progress of your town whole just happens to have a flat tire on the way to a fancy dinner . Seeing as there is nothing else to do but wait , these feeble minded pieces of shit notice a big gathering not far ahead .

Out of curiousity , they head towards the gathering and thus filling up 10% of the people at the meeting .




And lastly , there are a few people who just wanna' get their hands on the food provided . Usually, they will agree to whatever topic , discussion or decision made by the crowd . After all , they are only after the hot wings .

So , whenever you see people raising their fists in the air , do look out for fists holding a chicken drumstick .
You'll immediately know why that person is with the crowd .





So whether it's to listen what these political figures have to say about your town or just to hang out with Hannah herself . It's always a treat to watch them get all pumped up about the ''future-plans for this city'' propogandas to which I do not buy .

Therefore , I'm not going . (:

I am not about to waste an hour or so listening to the sh!t they have decided to tell us . There's not one political figure that can carry out what they promised to do .








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Well , here are two videos of Ryan and Colin performing an Infomercial about arm hair and a Sound Effects video .

These are great videos and worth the watch I hope .

During the second video right after Drew pops open the funniest line of the video , notice Ryan .









" Are you tired of people giving you bananas , mistaking you for a chimp ? "









" Sally , do you know a little bird named Tweety ? "








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Oh well , my examinations are still in full swing .

So I'll see you all again later .

Hoping that I will not get most of my results until after the holidays . I mean , give me a break .

Also hoping that the weather will die down a bit . It's ridiculously warm and humid . I can feel my pores getting so swollen due to the heat that unknown substances even scientists do not know about are oozing out of it .


The weather can bite me .






Loves ,


- Jaden -

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