An ancient dictum once said that if Zeus wanted
to destroy someone , he would first drive him mad .

- Jean Marie Le Pen

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Hello my fellow readers !

I first and foremost would like to apologize to most of you for being on hiatus for so long . An agonizing illness kept me at bay from even the most basic of things in life such as rice and milk.

Yes , based from the above we can summarize and say that I have been terribly ill for the past week that I didn't even go to school the whole week . Well , I did attend my schooling lessons on Wednesday but I decided to pack it in and go home before recess .

Does that count as a day in school ? I think not .

Anyways . Now that I have regained my health ( hopefully ) I do wish that my blogging continues for this month as usual .

As usual , the weather is rather warm . However , it isn't as hot as it used to be anymore thanks to everyone of you reader's efforts in keeping global warming in check and counted for . Or rather , I hope that's what you guys have been doing all these while .

I hate to have to go up to Fraser's Hill later this week and find out that the temperature sky-rocketted in a way that it doesn't make sense anymore . One would be surprised to see the Fraser's Hill horses being pan-fried in the blazing sun on the dried-up , brownish fields that once was the home of various animals and insects .

But for now we can be thankful that the weather down here is not at a point where we can fry an egg on any surface that comes in contact with the sun . But still , it is very .. very hot .

Let's just hope that the weather does not cook any of our 'eggs' that proves very useful to both us male and females alike .

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I have a lot in store for you guys today . So , before we carry on with the on-and-on rantings , I think you might wanna' feast your eyes and ears on these videos first .

Once again , it's a Whose Line Is It Anyway video of Weird Newscasters . In this video , everyone is given a scene or weird personality to which they must act out .

You'll soon find out what their personalities or quirks are in just a moment . I chose this video and dubbed this the funniest Weird Newscasters video on Whose Line . The reason ?

Look out for Wayne's ( the black dude ) turn . There can be no other word than ' brilliant ' that suits Wayne's award-winning act .

Besides , there is also a classic quick-witty insult exchange between Colin and Greg . Brilliant . And check out Greg's German impression .

Hilarious .

" And he who does not enjoy the cookie , shall have the infernal cookie forced down his throat . And I shall earn my merit badge , for DAMNATION ! "








And in this video , you will see Colin , Ryan and Brad doing a hilarious If You Know What I Mean sketch .

Enjoy .

" I've gotta go think outside of the box , if you know what I mean . "

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These days , it is so easy to become a pop-star .

Stardome is just a knock-on-a-door away if you know what I mean .

Pre-requisites to become a celebrity ? None . There's just no need of skills , talent or ability like they used to require to truly become an internet sensation .

What am I talking about ladies and gentlemen ?

Useless , pathetic , ignorant asses that put thoughts into their silly heads that becoming a celebrity needs not real talent like Celine Dion's talent to sing " Because You Loved Me " , or Roger Federer's ability to earn himself 16 Grand Slams .

What or , who am I ranting about here ?

None other than the ugly-named ..


Justin Bieber a.k.a Beaver because when you think of it he does look like an ugly fagg-ed beaver from Canada .

A fag of its class .

This ugly named Bieber raised to stardom after being ' founded ' by a person called Scooter Braun , yet again , another testament to why this boy should not be crazed over by millions of dumb and dumber blonde kids .

A person whose name starts with Scooter let alone Braun should have not the authority to even place a thought in poor Bieber's head that he could become a celebrity . Not even close .

By doing so , he has done a morally bankrupt deed by permitting such an unworthy and morally outclassed person to sing on national radio . Bieber boy here makes his debut fame by singing about an irrelevant topic that not even God saw it coming .

As most of you should know , the his most famed song is in fact ' Baby ' .

The title alone buried half of New Jersey's population with tears . The only great thing this fag has done for the world is fool everyone into a big charade of mass destruction and also in addition , caused brain damage in all 3 parts of our medulla oblongata's and also last but not least cause blood to bleed out of our ears with full force .


Anyways . What's up with the song title ' Baby ' ? Why on Earth would someone make their debut song about babies ? This of course led to the result of him being dubbed by the Malaysian radio DJ's as the " foetus-singing singer " .

And parents , by right should not allow their children to listen to this song as the song itself is being sung by a ludacris . Ludacris , that is . I'm pretty sure that a song that is sung by a person whose name starts and ends with Ludacris , is pretty much ludacratic itself .






I mean , this fag has not only started the '' beaver '' nickname for himself as soon as he established himself onto this world but he has also discriminated poor beavers of all kinds around the world .

What did I do ?

At least these true beavers know how to work their way to the top .

Unlike Justine Beaver here , also known as the foetus-singing fag .





I bet that Ludacris only made that pathetic excuse for a song just to get himself some of Bieber's white Canadian ass .

Yes , that's right people . Didn't you know ?

Justine Beaver is Canadian .

I bet most of you thought that fag was an American made produce but you are all terribly wrong. This deepshit whitethrash is in fact another one of the Canadian based product that makes us all hate that country even more than ever for manufacturing yet again , a worthless piece of shit .

As I've said above , pre-requisite to fame ?

None !

It's so easy to become a star now . All you need to do , is put on lots of hair products like the Jonas Brothers do . So much hair product that it's enough to grease up a wok and start frying noodles in it .

After that , get a loser named , Ludacris ridiculously drunk and make him sign a contract with you that says that he has to produce a song so ridiculous that it will make Shamu the Whale vomit his guts out . And maybe you could even hang with the bra'tha himself in the hood and you can gang up in some street fighting about whose bling-bling is bigger and maybe feed the bra'tha himself your filthy Malaysian ass . Maybe that'll soften him up abit .

Then , sing something so irrelevant that it stays in the minds of people for so long that it drives them all to insanity ! Songs like " Baby " and what not .

What's next Bieber ?

" Placenta " ?

Or maybe ..

" Blood in my Uterus " ?

Oh ! I've got it .

" Sperm Travelling Through My Penis " .

This will definitely be the next hit of the season . Heck , it's so catchy that maybe , just maybe . I'll hum the chorus line while walking to school .



So , that's how you become a star !





Please . My advice to you all is to stop supporting this destruction immediately. It's not too late .

Whenever I hear Beaver's song coming along , I simply switch the radio channel away because I know it will be a waste of time . Just as how parents tell you not to go out dating or not to go out with friends during the daytime or whatever . It's the same .
Do as I do and you'd be fine .

And for those who have already fallen to this Beaver madness , I feel very sorry for you and my heartfelt sympathy goes out to you all . I cannot do anything more than this to pull you back to the land of sanity . Because , once you have Beaver Fever , there's no coming back .


God be with you .







P/s : I've got that picture of the fag through a fansite that hates and despises Justin Bieber . All I did was go to Google and type " ugly Justine Bieber " and there you have it .

Pp/s : The only good thing to have come out of Canada is Celine Dion and Colin Mochrie , I might add .
Ppp/s : Oh , did I mention ? Justine Beaver is a bad influence and should be condamned just like how we all hate Hitler . Just to remind you guys that , that's all .

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I watched the season finale episode of Boston Legal yesterday night , full of hope in my head that the last episode would really be a big one , you know what I mean ?

And yes .. it has not let me down in terms of expectations .

In this Emmy Award winning television series revolves around the personal and professional exploits of a group of attorneys working at the law firm Crane , Poole and Schmidt .

This television series extravaganza stars James Spader as the intelligent , backbone of the company Alan Shore . William Shatner stars as veteran lawyer Denny Crane and Candice Bergen stars as one of the key lawyers of the firm, Shirley Schmidt .


Now usually whenever I watch this show every week , I prepare myself for fun and inspiration all around .

This is because of the incredible charasmatic skills of each and everyone of the lawyers ( especially Alan Shore ) that mesmerizes and literally will make you go ,

'' Wow , I wanna' be that kinda of a lawyer when I grow up "

For those of you who still have no idea to what I'm trying to picture here , watch this video . Incredibly smart in it's own way ( the guy talking the most here is in fact Alan Shore ) .


Pay close attention to what he says here . You might be enlightened here today to become something more than what you wanna' be .

Today's topic with Alan , What Is Scientology .

No joke . These are not your ordinary lawyers as every case they take on usually end up in favor of them ( most of the time ) and the show ends with the usual cigar and scotch scene outside the balcony after a long day's work .

This scene that has become the trademark of the show usually ends up as the bonding-time between Alan Shore and Denny Crane .

Yes people , watch the show and you'll understand what I mean .



And yesterday's season finale really topped it all off as one of the most controversial and shocking to some , episodes of all the seasons .

What happened yesterday night ?

Denny Crane and Alan Shore got married . Yes , ladies and gentlemen . Apparently to me , they are heterosexuals and they got married so that Denny would be able to give his money away to Alan just in case if he died , without having to go through all of the goverment's taxes or what not .

And once again , there was an intense court scene where their marriage was challenged by some sorta' gay union ( I wasn't really paying attention ) that accused them of getting married only for money . But of course , with Alan Shore's smooth talking and brilliance the court finally ruled in their favor and they finally are able to get married somewhere in Canada .


Besides that , Crane , Poole and Schmidt is being taken over by Chinese officials from China who inevitably changed the company's name to Chang , Poole and Schmidt .
Poor Denny , his name just got replaced by a Chinese official's after all the year's of service in that firm . He didn't really take it too well .

The Chinese officials also decided to lay off most of the staff ( including Alan , Shirley , Jerry and Denny . Especially Denny . Heck , they fired him twice . )

But once again , an enraged Alan Shore who decided that no Chinese official from China should take over and tell them what to do , stormed into the boardroom full of the orients and gave them all a first class lecture of how they run things there in America .

To which , the Chinese people accepted his ' proposal ' of how things should be done .



And finally , Alan and Denny faced the Supreme Court that will decide whether a drug may be used not only for Denny but all of the Americans who suffer from Alzheimer disease .

With a strong case being brought up by a female counter part to object the usage of that drug , Alan had no choice but to present a case that was rather emotional as Denny was in fact an Alzheimer patient .

It's pretty intense and moving as I have never seen him so , full of emotion and passion as he stands in front of a row of Chief Justices pleading that the drug is not the only thing that can save him .
But the judges can too , by ruling in his favor .





Overall , it definitely was an episode to remember and I hope to God they will continue making more seasons .

Brilliant in it's own way .

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I guess my post ends here for now .

I'll see you all again some time soon , I hope . Let's all not fall ill again or lose our sanity due to the ever-destructive voices of Bieber boy here .





Loves ,




- Jaden -