Come on , you apes .

You wanna live forever ?

- Casper van Dien as Colonel John Rico
in Starship Troopers



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I guess as all Muslims are feasting and resting at home , so do I .

I apologize for the lack of update as I have found a number of things to do right here at a place I love to call , home .

These are better things to do than sit around watching The Simpsons all day and as your brain starts to rot and yell out " eat my shorts! " , you then proceed by pulling your banana , hoping to get back to the Happy Waldo and the Salty Monkey episode .

But I'll hate to waste my semen , so I decided not to .

Games like the ever exciting , exhilarating , thrilling , action-packed , role-playing adventure game of StarCraft II which was recently released ( finally .. those Blizzard bastards ) proves that the 11 year wait for the second installation is actually worth the wait .

The storyline is quite long as one assumes the role of James Raynor and his Raiders . And you'll also see the return of the Queen of Blades , Kerrigan . Bitchier than ever before , more of a badass than a regular villain . And her hair .. my God .
She looks as if she's gotten one of those Jamaican hair dews where the ladies tie up their hair into dreadlocks .

Hoohah !

Just staring at her for a few seconds and shivers are sent down my spinal cord and straight into my ass , and not in a good way .



Other than that , I've been spending lots of my time playing Counter Strike with my cousin . We spend half a day downloding all sorts of ridiculous maps ( which some , turn out to be quite fun ) and we'll pump out bullets like nobody's business . Screaming and shouting for help , yelling out to one another to shoot the enemy at the front line , laughing our butts off when one of our teammates accidently bombs us all to bits .
Ah , these are the times where people can really connect , ya know ? Two guys spend the whole afternoon shooting violently at computer bots and watch them all die ..

A term people use to say , male-bonding time .




And I'm trying so hard to get my hands on a SimsCity CD . Yes people , SimsCity . Not Sims . I prefer the luxury of creating myself a big , big , big city and just watch it burn to the ground . Ah , I could still recall the good old days when I was just at the tender age of 6-7 years and I assumed control as Mayor of a city .

Now you see folks , when I started playing at the age of 6-7 I just could not understand the problems , complaints , tips and advices that were shown to me . So , whenever a complain or disaster strikes , I simply choose to ignore it as I was to young to understand a damn shit .

All I could care for was to loan lots of money and build landmarks like our very own Petronas Twin Towers , the World Trade Center and stuffs like that . And finally as a result , my advisor would tell me that the game is over and that I've successfully screwed the city .

What a shame .

But the thing that pisses me off the most is that , now that I am able to read and understand these situations , the shops around Subang Jaya are not longer selling SimsCity 3000 . These days , there are only SimCity 4 , SimCity Rush Hour and stuff like that and they eventually will turn out to be more or like a piece of junk as even after I've installed them onto my computer , it will not start !


Other than that , I've been corrupting my brains inside out as I watch Family Guy almost every single day . What's Family Guy , you might ask ?

Well . It's an animated cartoon which is damn well worse than The Simpsons . Lots of sex and retarded scenes which is bound to make your brain implode eventually ! So , if it's that bad , why am I still watching it ?

One reason and two words , folks .

Stewie Griffin .

is a main character and the main antagonist of the animated series , Family Guy . Once obsessed with world domination , matricide and things like that , Stewie is the youngest child of Peter and Lois Griffin . His older siblings are Chris and Meg .

Though he was originally an evil child-genius bent on world domination , the writers in more recent episodes usually ignore that aspect of his personality , instead focusing on a more flamboyant and eccentric character . Stewie is considered to be the show's breakout character . Wizard magazine rated him the 95th greatest villain of all time .

Here's a short clip with a very funny ending . You'll see why I love Stewie so much . (:


( ignore the talking dog . we're here to talk about Stewie ! )








To sum this whole thing up , I'm super , super busy . I don't even have the time to clean up my room being all addicted to these crap day after day .

So I guess you can all call me lifeless and sorts but , entertainment has a weird way of controlling humans ..

Damn you Matt Groening !

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Here are two videos I've collected from the Shrine of All Knowledge , YouTube .


The first one you are about to witness the in fact the greatness of Roger Federer . The story behind this video is , Roger Federer , apparently during a break from a photo shoot in a Gillette ad , took time out to amuse the set by knocking a bottle from a crew-member's head .






Now , there has been some controversy surrounding this video . Some claim that this video has been .. '' doctored '' . But others are saying that this video is as genuine as the unbelievable shot he made at the US Open against Novak Djokovic ( the one he hit between his legs ) .

Roger even gave out a little teaser saying ,

" A magician doesn't tell how his tricks work . "

But of course , if you'd play tennis , dominated the world of tennis for God knows how long and has been granted the greatest player of time by the greatest players of all time , this feat might actually be .. an EASY trick for Roger Federer .

I personally agree with this statement .





Video number two , is about our favorite ( not ) singer/baby-maker , Justin Beaver .

Yes , I took the liberty of not spelling his name right as he does not deserve to have that luxury . And it shows in this video too !





Headshot !

Whoever that threw the bottle at him that glorious day , he/she shall be my God .

Owned



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Once again , I think I've ranted enough for one night .

I think I'll hit the hay tonight as I assume that I will be bombarded with questions and lectures tomorrow morning at school .

I did a baaadddd thing ... I was a bbbbaaadddd boyy last week .

Anyways , good night !





- Jaden -