Joran van der Sloot is scum

Accused killer Joran van der Sloot opened up to the Today show about his string of run-ins with the law in the past five years.
Wonder how much money he got for that interview.

He spoke from a jail in Peru, where he allegedly killed Stephany Flores Ramirez in May.
That sentence is worded funny, sounds like he killed her in the jail in Peru.

"I was doing a lot of things that I shouldn't have been doing," he says.
You think?

"I have always been very impulsive. Always take action right away and make a decision immediately and not think about what the consequences are."
And look where it got you. You rock dude. Now, how about the Peruvian government takes action and puts a bullet in your head, and thinks about the consequences later (or not at all, I mean, who cares about the consequences)?

He does admit to extorting Natalee Holloway's parents in connection with her disappearance during a 2005 high school trip to Aruba.
Wow, way to take responsibility. You admit to extorting her parents. What about killing her? What about Ramirez? Still not taking responsibility for those, are you? Oh, yeah, you admitted you killed Ramirez, but then took it back after you thought it over – claiming police intimidation. Here’s the thing, jerk-off, you deserve any sort of intimidation, brutal treatment, or anything else the police do to you.

And, although he repeatedly rebuffs requests to talk about the Ramirez case, he does say that he's sad about her death, which ironically occurred on the 5-year anniversary of Holloway's disappearance.
Coincidence? Doubt it.

"I feel really bad that her family had to lose a daughter. That really does hurt me and I think about it all the time," he says.
You feel bad they lost a daughter – but yet you’re the one who (allegedly) took her, so the emotion contained in this quote reeks of lies. I want to smack you around for that, even moreso than killing those poor girls. I mean, it’s one thing to do it, it’s another to toss up false remorse during a televised interview. If you were truly remorseful, you’d admit it, you’d take your punishment like a man, and everyone – except the Ramirez and Holloway families – will forget you when you’re gone.