Let's get ready for some football....

Well, it’s that time again – tomorrow marks the football game of the year – Lousiville vs. Kentucky. Two brand new coaches bring a lot of hope and optimism to each side, but, well, you know, Louisville’s still going home sad.

I’m not a Kentucky football fan, I’ve been disappointed too many times for that (and dear God, I am so freakin’ tired of the Music City Bowl), but I’ll always root for Kentucky, especially when we’re playing Louisville. There’s not much in life better than the UK-UofL rivalry, regardless of basketball or football.

So, to prepare for the game tomorrow, I’m providing some smack-talk for my fellow UK fans to stick in their back pockets, in case it becomes necessary. (And to Tamara, my lone Louisville fan friend … sorry. Deal with it.)

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Two Louisville scholars were walking through the woods and came upon a set of tracks.
The first Louisville scholar said “Those are deer tracks.”
The second one said “Nope, they’re too big for deer tracks. They must be elk tracks.”
As the debate raged on they were hit by a train.


Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, a classy Louisville Fan and an old drunk are
walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a
hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?
The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythical creatures.


What do Louisville fans use for birth control?
Their personalities


Did you hear the U of L library burned down?
The saddest part was that half the books weren’t colored in yet.


How many Louisville students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, but he gets three credits for it.


Best joke ever… and yes, I can definitely see Jocelyn doing this in the future.
It was the first day of school. The teacher asked "Who here is a Louisville Cardinal?"
Everybody raised their hand except a little girl in the back. The teacher approaches her and asked why she didn't raise her hand.
The little girl replied, "well Daddy’s a Kentucky Wildcat and Mommy’s a Kentucky Wildcat, so I guess that makes me a Kentucky Wildcat.”
The teacher than says, "What if I said your daddy’s a moron and your mommy’s a moron?"
"Well than I guess I'd be a Louisville Cardinal!!"

(Side note: If anyone, and I mean anyone, posts in the comments "You can't spell "suck" without UK," I will freakin' ban you. :) I get enough of that crap from my Duke-lovin' sister, I don't need it here.)