A tell-tale sign your dog doesn't like you anymore

Driver's dog helps Oregon deputy make drug bust

An Oregon sheriff's deputy didn't need a drug dog to point out a stash during a recent traffic stop. The driver's dog did it for him.
Good boy. Oh, wait, no, not good boy. If I were that dog’s owner, I’d be making that dog pay for my ticket!

KGW-TV reports Sherman County sheriff's Sgt. John Terrel was pulling over a pickup truck Feb. 9 when he saw a sock fly out the window. It turned out to be stuffed with marijuana and hashish.
What was the traffic infraction that initiated this course of events? Was he driving erratically? Was he speeding? Did he run a Stop sign? It wasn’t just because he suspected this guy had drugs in a sock.

Not that it’s really incorrect, but “It turned out to be stuffed…” is just awkward phrasing. Wouldn’t “The sock was stuffed with …” work just as well?

Alright, now, let’s delve into keeping your stash in a sock … why? Does anyone really want to smoke weed that smells like your stank-ass feet? I think not.

Did the socks look like this? :)

The driver told Terrel he was trying to hide the sock, but his pit bull mix grabbed it and wouldn't let go, enjoying a tug-of-war game.
Were you wearing this sock before this whole incident occurred? Can you imagine the thought process here?

“Oh, crap, I’m getting pulled over. Shoot, what do I do about the pot? Uhhh, uhhh” *glancing around – looks down at his feet* “Ah, a sock. Surely no one will notice that I’m missing a sock and question it. Besides, who wants to look inside a smelly sock? It’s genius!”

Why didn’t he just claim it was the dog’s?

The dog won the tussle and tossed the sock out the window, and the 32-year-old driver was indicted on drug possession charges.
Seriously, dog, that’s a party foul.

I don’t get why he was indicted on possession, the dog obviously had it and was trying to get rid of it.

Sheriff Brad Lohrey says he wished everyone traveled with their own personal drug dog.
Well, of course you do, Sheriff. Because if they did, you wouldn’t have to work as hard. Bad cop, no doughnut.