On my tea bottle cap, they listed “six word memoirs.” The one on the cap was inspiring, of course, the tea was disgusting, so I capped it and threw it away, so I don’t have the inspirational one anymore … but it prompted me to write my own.
“Kill the rabbit. Kill the rabbit.” Okay, I just had to get that out of my system. If you don’t know why that’s sickeningly funny, check this blog out.
“Spring melts the winter blues away.” Awww. Wow, that disgusts me just reading that, I can’t believe I just typed that. Who am I and what have I done with myself?
“Kids – greatest gift and biggest frustration.”
“Imagine a world without stupid people.”
“You aren’t defined by a number.”
“Live long, play lots, laugh hard.”
“Laughter is the best stress relief.”
“Sarcasm, because those who can, do.”
“Life’s greatest struggles bring amazing rewards.”
Alright, I have better things to write about – so feel free to add your own in the comments. I’m sure yours are better than mine … I don’t do touchy-feely well.
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