Maria Sharapova

" I'm like a cow on ice "

- referring to her skills when playing on clay courts .



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I'm just gonna tell you guys something .

Just the other day , I was at the dentist getting my braces tightened . And boy , was it unpleasant .

But that's not it .

As I was comfortably sitting on the cold dentist chair , my eyes gazed around trying to find something to amuse myself as the dentist was away for a minute .

And as I lay on the chair looking up at the brightly lit pendaflour lights , a familiar name caught the attention of my ever-so diligent eyeballs .

Right at the corner of the room was a shelf that holds quite a number of moulds belonging to the dentist's patients . For those of you who are not aware of the moulds I'm talking about ,

Moulds are made before they put on the bracers , and after the bracers have been taken off . It's like , for those " before-and-after " type of models . You get what I mean ?

Anyways , to my surprise I found the name of a very familiar person on one of the cases containing the moulds .

Most of us SMK USJ12 people might find this name very particular . Especially for those who were in 2 Midori in the year 2008 . During which time , this particular person was known for his height and ' sohai-ness ' . Throughout the year , he has been criticised consistently for the bad turn-out of himself in the class picture .

This was a great discovery . Something greater than the discovery of gravity or E=MC2 . So , it was a must of me as a blogger to take a picture of who this special person's name was .

So ladies and gentlemen ,

For those who might know this semi-retarded person ,


He is in fact , none other than ..

I'm not argue with you readers whether this is THE-Jia Shin we all have come know and spit on . Neither am I gonna repeat to you whether this is a real picture or if it could be another person whose name coincidently is the same as Jia Shin a.k.a tall and thin freak .

The picture says it all .

God . Now THIS , is Science .

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I can't help but stare at the picture of Maria Sharapova above . Therefore , I'm just gonna post a few more pictures of the hot tennis princess of Russia to satisfy our exotic tennis pleasure .

I just don't understand how hot and beautiful this woman can come to be .

Damn . Someone just made a happy wee-wee .

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Oh well . I'll keep you guys updated with whats running through my thoughts lately in the near future .

I hate to say this but ,

See ya .




Joel says I'm not awesome ,


- Jaden -