All is fluxand nothing stays still .
- Plato ,
Greek philosopher and mathematician .
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Greetings my fellow readers !
I have not come in contact with my blog for almost a week now and I'm pretty sure it's time for another update !
I am quite pleased with the response given by my readers . I highly underestimated the amount of people that drop by my blog whether to read its content or comment about it . And for that , I just wanna' give a big shout-out to every single one of you who make my blog a inspiring success!
But this just in !
Running all the way down to the end and got pooped out .
Whether as this is to remain as a true or false story , experts are still scratching their Donald Duck underpants in confusion wondering what the fuck am I mumbling about here .
- Plato ,
Greek philosopher and mathematician .
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Greetings my fellow readers !
I have not come in contact with my blog for almost a week now and I'm pretty sure it's time for another update !
I am quite pleased with the response given by my readers . I highly underestimated the amount of people that drop by my blog whether to read its content or comment about it . And for that , I just wanna' give a big shout-out to every single one of you who make my blog a inspiring success!
But this just in !
A man who was swallowed whole by a whale the other day
escaped near death by
escaped near death by
Running all the way down to the end and got pooped out .
Whether as this is to remain as a true or false story , experts are still scratching their Donald Duck underpants in confusion wondering what the fuck am I mumbling about here .
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Well folks , in exactly 8 days time I will be fighting for the pride of my once-glorious school in a game we all have come to know and love as , tennis .
I don't think that I am fully prepared but most of my friends think that I am . Although , a few more months for me to practice would sound lovely right now .
But nevertheless , I must carry on with the duties bestowed upon me .
And surprisingly , the teacher in charge of tennis decided that I should be partners with a Form 5 person . But the thing is , I have been playing singles all these while that switching to doubles will really mess up my entire course of practice .
Yes people , doubles and singles require different styles of playing ( although some might find that there are no difference at all )
I have officially put away all types of games that require teams . Some might find that idea preposterous as most of the sports played not only in this country but the entire world consists of either two or more people in each team .
My reasons are simple .
1 ) I rather depend on myself when it comes to a sport . Let's talk a little bit about this .
Football , is a game where there are 11 players on each team . That's not a competitive sport . I mean , if so coincidently on that particular day you do not feel like playing 100% , you can always rely on the other 10 people that's playing with you . Because in football , not every player HAS to be 100% .
Singles in tennis , badminton or squash on the other hand , if you do not perform 100% on EVERY game you play , you WILL lose .
Now , that's a sport . A sport whereby it's either you give in 110% performance , or you give in the championship to the fag across the court .
2 ) I dislike playing doubles when it comes to tennis or badminton . Why ?
Simple . Although when playing doubles you might have an advantage or a higher chance on winning because you have a partner to fall back on , it's just plain cheap .
I for one do not like playing doubles because I tend to blame my partner when we lose . That's a really bad habit of mine but it can't be helped . Therefore , to avoid having ruining any relationships with my friends , I rather not play doubles in any serious competition or matches .
3 ) The moment you play alone and you win , all of the credit goes to you and you only .
Comon' guys , we all hate sharing . It's common for us humans to dislike sharing with other people . Thus it means , when you achieve something great , it's all thanks to you .
Not your coach , not your parents , not your lady-friends .. not nothing . The one and only person that will stand on top of the stage with the ultimate prize in your hands is you .
Well folks , in exactly 8 days time I will be fighting for the pride of my once-glorious school in a game we all have come to know and love as , tennis .
I don't think that I am fully prepared but most of my friends think that I am . Although , a few more months for me to practice would sound lovely right now .
But nevertheless , I must carry on with the duties bestowed upon me .
And surprisingly , the teacher in charge of tennis decided that I should be partners with a Form 5 person . But the thing is , I have been playing singles all these while that switching to doubles will really mess up my entire course of practice .
Yes people , doubles and singles require different styles of playing ( although some might find that there are no difference at all )
I have officially put away all types of games that require teams . Some might find that idea preposterous as most of the sports played not only in this country but the entire world consists of either two or more people in each team .
My reasons are simple .
1 ) I rather depend on myself when it comes to a sport . Let's talk a little bit about this .
Football , is a game where there are 11 players on each team . That's not a competitive sport . I mean , if so coincidently on that particular day you do not feel like playing 100% , you can always rely on the other 10 people that's playing with you . Because in football , not every player HAS to be 100% .
Singles in tennis , badminton or squash on the other hand , if you do not perform 100% on EVERY game you play , you WILL lose .
Now , that's a sport . A sport whereby it's either you give in 110% performance , or you give in the championship to the fag across the court .
2 ) I dislike playing doubles when it comes to tennis or badminton . Why ?
Simple . Although when playing doubles you might have an advantage or a higher chance on winning because you have a partner to fall back on , it's just plain cheap .
I for one do not like playing doubles because I tend to blame my partner when we lose . That's a really bad habit of mine but it can't be helped . Therefore , to avoid having ruining any relationships with my friends , I rather not play doubles in any serious competition or matches .
3 ) The moment you play alone and you win , all of the credit goes to you and you only .
Comon' guys , we all hate sharing . It's common for us humans to dislike sharing with other people . Thus it means , when you achieve something great , it's all thanks to you .
Not your coach , not your parents , not your lady-friends .. not nothing . The one and only person that will stand on top of the stage with the ultimate prize in your hands is you .
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I have searched high and low for the perfect pictures and snapshots !
No , not a picture of your grandma . Better than that !
Once again ladies and gentlemen , let's all welcome the return of the Russian tennis princess ,
Maria Sharapova .
No , not a picture of your grandma . Better than that !
Once again ladies and gentlemen , let's all welcome the return of the Russian tennis princess ,
Maria Sharapova .
Now , I don't fucking give a damn if your girlfriend costs 500 million in Friends For Sale on Facebook .
Heck , she can own the whole Facebook network for all I give a shit .
No other girl can replace this tennis princess .
She is not a doubt the most beautiful tennis player I have ever seen . Although , she could work on her tennis prowess . It's deteriorating faster than her youth itself .
But still , it's not like people that has her looks drops off the sky that often .
If that's the case , I'm migrating to Russia .
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Alright folks . I'm gonna sign off now .
I can't really believe how tiring blogging can really be . Or maybe it's just me .
Hmmm . Whatever .
Anyways , I'll update this blog again when I have the time .
Still looking
sickingly handsome ,
- Jaden -
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