Is this backwards " S " supposed to be cute ?
I'm going to crap double for you tonight .
- Stewie Griffin
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And just like that , it's already the month of September !
I'm not quite sure to if that is a good thing but to me there are it's pros and cons . For example , let's talk about the goods of this month .
One of the goods we can salvage in Sucky September is that by next week , we as students are given 2 weeks of holiday ! To which if you ask me , it's a bit too little . I mean , you spend a whole week with your family on some vacation you've been dreaming of , come back and spend time with your dog and neighbors and before you know it , BAM !
You hear school bells ringing like nobody's business , you'd have to line up like prison inmates for God knows how long just so you can get some food into your system .
When you think of it real hard , two weeks isn't really that long . Oh , how I do wish that every holiday term we have is as long as the holiday during December . But , that's a little bit too far'fetched .
But all good thing's are sure to have a dark cloud hovering on it . After clubbing in cities and clubs for two weeks , waking up one morning only to find your kidney missing , I will be facing yet another horrifying and mentally disturbing examination that is prone to force even the terminally ill to pull out their life-support plug .
It's not something I'm eagerly waiting for but it's something I have to do . No exceptions .
But I'm pretty sure that this month of September there's gonna' be lots of surprises , good and bad , revelations and most importantly , fun and entertainment . Because ,
Even if my friends are all busy playing with themselves at home , and my parents are too busy to spend time with me , I am , one way or the another , gonna' find a way to keep myself entertained .
Like , standing behind an old lady at a bus stop and when a bus pulls over , I'll gradually give her a big push off to the road . Or , laugh at the victims of the September 11 tragedy ? Well , okay maybe I'm not that evil .
But , I am seriously considering the old lady thing . Because , owning everyone in CounterStrike and still look so damn good can only take you so far . I guess it all comes down to who you spend most of your given time with at the end that matters most .
ROGER Federer produced a repeat of the magical " hotdog " shot he played at the US Open last year as he strolled to a 6-1 , 6-4 , 6-2 win in his first-round match against Brian Dabul of Argentina .
The Swiss stole the show on the opening day of the last Grand Slam of the season with an incredible between-the-legs , back-to-the-net winner - reminiscent of his shot in last year's semi-final against Novak Djokovi c.
On that occasion the Serb was at the net , this time Federer's express delivery was even more astounding as he was 10 feet behind his baseline - and his opponent was in the back court at the other end .
Never one to be accused of false modesty , the 16-time Major winner celebrated the trick shot by raising his arms overhead and lifting his right index finger to signal No.1 .He said:
" You think this one was better ? I don't know .
Obviously last year's was more important as it was a semi-final .
So obviously that has a little bit of an impact , too .
Maybe this one was harder because I had the feeling I had to run
a longer distance and I was further back somehow .
I had to really give the last big push at the end . I didn't have time to set it up .
So I felt like this one was incredible again .
I turned around and couldn't believe the shot landed in the corner .
The ovation was fantastic . "
- Roger Federer
It was the most memorable moment from the win over the world No.96 which lasted only 93 minutes .
Dabul said:
" Only he could have played that shot .
There's nothing you can do when he has one of those days.
He's perfect . "
I'd guess that you've owned your opponent when you've got him describing you as perfect .
As for today's entertainment , I only have one video . A video to which I've uncovered under all the other videos that pile up like dog poo . The Shrine of All Knowledge ( YouTube ) ain't that small after all .
Anyways , this video is about the '' bromance '' of the cast of Whose Line Is It Anyway , not '' romance '' .
For those of you who have a weak stomach or do not possess an ounce of open-minded-ness , skip this video and that's about it for today !
Overall , it's intriguing to see these men act out the way they do .
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Have a smashing weekend and a fantastic holidays everyone . I'll try to update as much as possible .
If that's , possible in the first .
- Jaden -
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